Greetings from the New Mexico bush! We’re watching Those Who Wish Me Dead (2021) with special guest Max from Dopeflix. Those Who Wish Me Dead stars Angie Jolie, Jon Bernthal, and the most unconvincing set of twins since Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger. In this episode the three little pigs discuss Mantis’ new restaurant concept, Brianna goes postal…verbally, and Max uses the word globule when referring to bodily fluids. Now just lay back and hold your breath because its the sequel to Playing with Fire!

Give us a Nobody-verse!!!! Nobody(2021) stars Bob Odenkirk, Rza, Christopher lloyd, and some Russians that ultimately end up on the dead side of things. In this episode Mantis and Brianna discuss the sleaze that is James Franco, why this movie is the best thing since John Wick, and John Mulaney's addiction to divorce. Throw on your favorite vinyl, convince your kids you're not a pussy, and Better call John Wick, because we're becoming auditors!

Brianna is calling it now, Michael B. Jordan is headed down the path to becoming Bruce Willis (career wise). Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse(2021) stars Michael B. Willis as the 3rd reincarnation of John Kelly/Clark in the alleged prequel to Rainbow Six. In this episode Mantis and Brianna discuss a tiny dancer named Billy Elliott, Mantis tries out some Russian accents, and Brianna disrespects Frank Grillo. Pack your Go-bag, change your clip, and don’t forget that bag-of-whatever, because we’re off to watch this shit show.

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! (2021) definitely won’t be winning any Oscars but it won our hearts. Sure, it wasn’t a Marvel production, but it brought the action…and the blood. In this episode Mantis and Bi Hanna discuss their cringiest Oscar moments, Bi Hanna’s dream Johnny Cage casting, and Italians in film. Find a barf bag, wake up Anthony Hopkins, and hold onto your spine, because we’re going to Outworld!

For our first mini-sode ever we would like to thank the Academy. Mantis has a thoughtful conversation about his Oscar predictions and Brianna just cries because Promising Young Woman won’t win everything. Hop in because we’re headed to Tinseltown via Zoom!

SPOILER! We can save you the 2 hours and 10 minutes by just listening to our review. The United States vs. Billie Holiday(2021) stars Andra Day as Billie herself. That’s really all you need to know. In this episode Mantis and Brianna discuss Two and a Half Men, how fucked up the Oscars still are, and the quality of heroin in the 40s. Throw on your eye patch, find your biggest syringe, and prepare to hate yourself for watching this, because this shits confusing!

Well, we hope you weren’t expecting to see Lil’ Nas X in this. Concrete Cowboy(2021) stars Idris Elba and a big pile of shit...literally. What should have been a riveting documentary about Black Urban Cowboys was instead a sad Lifetime flop. In this episode Mantis and Brianna discuss the new Fast and Furious spinoff, house horses, and Method Man’s eternal wisdom. Grab a shovel, that trash bag of clothes, and your best cowboy hat, because we’re headed to the glue factory!

Does size matter? The size of the screen that is...Seriously, did we miss out on a total banger because we didn’t view this thing in IMAX? Godzilla vs. Kong(2021) comes in hotter than Gojira’s atomic breathe and leaves us wanting more, though overuse of CGI and a pointless “B” story knock it down a few pegs. In this episode Mantis and Brianna discuss why MUTO’s don’t take dumps, Mantis tears down a 17 year old girl, and Brianna starts melting before the movie even begins. Brush up on your ASL, place your bets, and grab your bleach for that spy dust shower, because we’re headed to Rodan’s house!

Well Hannibal, you’ve still got it girl. The Father(2021) stars Sir Anthony Hopkins, Olivia Coleman and her twin, a skinnier Olivia Coleman with wrinkles that look like they shouldn't be there. In this episode Mantis and Brianna discuss Mantis spreading fake news based on a Reddit AMA, Brianna lashes out on her roommates, and someone gives the entire plot away to a movie from the 90s. Get your chicken in the oven, hide your watch, and prepare to laugh but only a little bit because I don't know, I forgot!

Prepare yourself for 4 hours of the most over hyped action movie since David Ayer's Suicide Squad. "Zach Synder’s Justice League" aka "The Synder Cut" stars the same ol’ gang with the addition of more creepy bugs and a bad guy named Darkseid. Steppenwolf had quite the glow-up and Superman received a sultry new ‘fit as well. In this episode, Brianna and Mantis discuss the beautiful town of Bend, Oregon, Mantis forgets that he saw the original Justice League, and Brianna crushes some hymens. Throw on your comfiest clothes, heat up a big bowl of soup, and chug a red bull, because you’re gonna need it!