Where You Been, Loca?

Where You Been, Loca?

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Where You Been, Loca? episodes

  • E11: Jessica's A Cell Phone
    Twilight, Chapter 10: Interrogations - Is this the real life, is this just fantasy? These are the burning questions Bella asks herself the morning after the eventful trip to Port Angeles. Edward picks Bella up for school. Jessica can’t keep her eyes in her head or her jaw off the floor and wants to know every last detail about Bedward. Honorable mention for Mike and Jessica’s date. Bella and Edward have lunch together, debating who cares about the other more and casually discuss more vampiric information in a lunchroom full of students. 

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    1 hr 27 min
  • E10: What Are You Thinking?
    Twilight, Chapter 9: Theory - Leaving Port Angeles, Edward drives way too fast and Bella asks one last (four) questions. They discuss the mechanics of mind reading and Bella’s latest theories. Bella throws Jacob and the Quileutes under the bus. They debunk some vampiric myths. Edward is flabbergasted and makes Bella cry but in the end, she is absolutely sure of three things. 

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    1 hr 30 min
  • E9: How Are You Feeling?
    Twilight, Chapter 8: Port Angeles - It’s girl’s night out! After picking out some dresses, Bella breaks off from the group to find a local bookstore. She ends up on the wrong side of town with a shady group of men on her heels. Edward saves the day, again. They go on a non-date date and discuss some hypotheticals. 

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    2 hr 35 min
  • E8: Cargo Khaki Emporium
    Twilight, Chapter 7: Nightmare - Bella blasts Phil's favorite beats on repeat until she falls asleep and dreams of Mike, Jacob and Edward. Startled, she wakes up and asks Jeeves, "vampire." She scours the internet and Vampires A-Z for more information and legends about vampires. Overwhelmed with embarrassment, she takes a walk in the woods to mull over her options. The Cullens are no shows at school early in the week and Bella decides to join the other girls for a shopping trip in Port Angeles.

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    2 hr 3 min
  • E7: IT'S LA PUSH, BABY!
    Twilight, Chapter 6: Scary Stories - It’s La Push, baby! Bella and the gang go to the beach. They hit the tidal pools, Bella contemplates the constructs of time and tries to make good on her promise to Edward to not fall in the ocean. The reservation boys join the party and Jacob introduces himself to Bella. The pair take a walk and Jacob tells Bella some Quileute legend scary stories. 

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    2 hr 8 min
  • E6: Bedward, Carly and Esmee
    Twilight, Chapter 5: Blood Type - Things between Bella and Edward are getting hot and bothered. Edward invites Bella to sit with him at lunch and it’s everything you might expect from these two: awkward, cryptic and weirdly flirty. Edward skips biology class but Bella still goes and immediately regrets it while Mike fumbles his chance to be Bella’s hero. 

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    2 hr 6 min
  • E5: Shut Up, Ariana!
    Twilight, Chapter 4: Invitations - It’s been six weeks since Bella and Edward last spoke but that hasn’t stopped Bella from dreaming about him every night. Some chick named Sadie Hawkins is hosting a spring dance and all these boys are fawning over Bella, hoping they will be the lucky fella she asks to the dance. But Bella can’t even walk without falling down, let alone dance, so she will be spending that day in Seattle instead. Will she be there alone? 

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    2 hr 18 min
  • E4: Sasquatch with Mange
    Twilight, Chapter 3: Phenomenon - Its treacherous winter weather in Forks and apparently the high school doesn’t believe in salting their parking lot. Tyler Crowley loses control of his van and is about to do some serious damage to Bella and her truck. But have no fear, Edward is here and was standing right next to her the whole time! Bella is shipped off to the hospital, strapped to a gurney in the back of an ambulance while Edward gets to play with the sirens up front. Dr. Carlisle (Zaddy) Cullen discharges Bella and she goes home to dream of Edward for the first time that night. 

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    1 hr 55 min
  • E3: Fancy Khakis

    TRIGGER WARNINGS (see end of description for details). Twilight, Chapter 2: Open Book - Edward is a no show for the rest of the week and Bella gives us emotional whiplash due to his continued absence. Charlie marvels over how well behaved and downright perfect the Cullens are, unlike the other kids in town. Edward finally returns to school only to start digging into Bella’s personal life over an examination of onion root and the sparks are flying!


    TRIGGER WARNINGS:

    Discussions on suicide and sexual assault at timestamp 00:45:00-00:49:50

    Mention of the 9/11 terrorist attacks at timestamp: 02:12:00-01:18:45

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    2 hr 31 min
  • E2: Is This A Meet Cute? Part 2
    Twilight, Chapter 1: First Sight - Bella barely survives her first day of school. She learns of the inhumanly beautiful and slightly unconventional Cullen family. Unfortunately for her, biology class with lab partner, Edward Cullen, is a far cry from welcoming. Is this a meet cute?

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    1 hr 11 min

About Where You Been, Loca?

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In this Twilight reread podcast, three friends delve deep into the fantastical world hidden under a near-constant cover of clouds and rain in a small town named Forks, Washington. A book club style…