Luke and Ashley watch an episode where there’s so much techno babble it might as well be Star Trek. They talk a lot about Phoenix Wright translations, NERV getting a virus, Ritsuko’s mother and Luke loses it over the fact they reference the Dead Sea Scrolls. Commentary is from 4:40 to 28:00

Luke and Ashley are back for another Evangelion episode but not before talking a lot about commentaries and fetishes. We start learning about Misato and why she hates the angels so much and an angel starts tumbling down to Earth. Ashley reads all the episode titles and Luke tries to guess when the show turns. We also try to find out how old all these kids are and Luke makes a bold prediction about Rei. Commentary is from 15:50 to 39:15

NERV is under attack! Someone has cut the power, and of all the darn luck it happens right when an Angel is attacking! How are Childrens 1-3 gonna get outta this mess? Meanwhile, Luke reads a Wikipedia page, Ashley ruins Evangelion forever, and both of them refuse to shut the hell up about Homestuck. Episode 11: The Day Tokyo-3 Stood Still, AKA In the Still Darkness Comentary runs from 5:06 to 28:30

Luke and Ashley watch an episode that’s piping hot! Okay that’s enough heat puns. They talk about paintings, Metal Gear, Angel Fetuses, Inflation, Misato Still Being The Worst, Totally Spies, Commentary is from 7:55 to 31:25

Luke and Ashley prepare for a sillier episode of Evangelion by talking about car fanfic. Creepy photos are taken, dances are had, Luke begins believing Ashley’s trans Shinji theory. Also we end up talking about DDR, old podcasts and bad movies. Commentary from 5:45 to 29:10

We meet the fiery red head that divides Evangelion fans. Some people love her, others hate her, they’re so tsundere! However we’re just making our first impressions so let’s kick back, take a cruise and do some ship jumping. Luke also meets Adam as the mystery around NERV and the Angels deepens. Also Angel False Flags are talked about. Commentary is from 11:05 to 34:55

Luke begins to question Ashley’s life choices, the two talk about editing and there’s some Eva discussion buried in there. We’re watching an episode that features no angels but features a lot of intrigue and the reveal of the secrets behind Second Impact. We also talk about Pacific Rim, Ritsuko’s love of shitty punk and maturity. Commentary from 7:45 to 31:10

Luke and Ashley pick up where they left off, which is Shinji screaming. A plan is hatched to destroy the Angel. Ridiculous energy is used for a bolt action rifle and Luke makes an awful comment about father dick. We talk about Shinji staying in beds, Pacific Rim, Metal Gear, Homestar Runner and the problems with moe. Commentary is from 5:00 to 28:20

Luke and Ashley are back for the first part of a two parter. Luke has some opinions on Misato, Ashley talks about one of her fav Angels, Luke’s theories get disproved and we get straight up biblical. Also we talk about Fez and turn NGE into a gritty crime drama? Commentary is from 6:50 to 30:15

Luke and Ashley decide they’re just going to talk about fan fiction, spin offs and fingernails. Also we talk about how much it sucks to be Shinji and how he is relatable for people with depression and anxiety. Luke also has theories on who the first child is and why teenagers have to pilot giant robot and Ashley lets slip more details that may or may not be true. Also we come up with the phrase “The fuel that powers these robots is angst” Commentary is from 9:00 to 32:20