Matt and Ollie try to pitch a podcast about LORE! We are talking about the deep stories behind your favourite TV shows and Video games, and not that other podcast by the same name. Prepare as Ollie desperately attempts to explain the plot of Kingdom Hearts and the true reason Pete is covered in zippers.

This week Matt and Ollie create a horrific pod-monculus, out of the top 10 podcasts on the internet to create their very own 10/10 idea. With some suggestions and tips from Time-Out magazine and Goodhouskeeping.com, the end result was strangely political, yet also sexy.

Matt and Ollie try to pitch a podcast dedicated to those rogue McDonald's out there. You might want to skip this one if you don't enjoy sensual cheese burger ASMR. The mouth sounds really make it a McNightmare.

Matt and Ollie pitch a podcast dedicated to the world of abandoned software and janky emulators. We dive into abandonware games with only the chunkiest of pixels and crunchiest audio. It's Zapitalism, baby.

This week Matt and Ollie sink their metaphorical teeth into literal chickens, on this poultry based idea to bring the realm of these dinosaur ancestors to the forefront of society. But don't be too nice to them though because chickens are mean. Good thing they are the only pets that poop food. 

This week Matt and Ollie spiral into madness of Blaseball as they are exposed to their own soul screams and are stripped of their humanity. Or was that just a dream? Oops, no its real, and its going to hurt the whole time too. AAAAAARGGRHGGAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaah...

This week Matt and Ollie entertain the possibility of what an easily recycled comedy body horror based gameshow could look like in the year 2869, and what the potential shift in power on the corporate landscape could look like, with massive mergers and colossal conglomerates.

After an extensive party drought following the 'event', Matt and Ollie try to educate their fellow man on the ins and outs of getting fucked up. Learn how many boxes of wine you should bring to a house party and how to make sure no one invites you back.

We're back, baby! This week, Matt, Ollie and Shoda beat off the Gods of Ancient Greece, as they explore a way to bring the best tales of this messy Olympian families to light, all while avoiding being violated by an immortal with a lightening bolt fetish. Think of it like the Kardashians, except Kanye turns into a sexy goose and Kim straight up kills a bitch.

Also heads up that you might want to skip this one if you're uncomfortable with Greek myths. All those guys up on the mountain have no chill.

(Content Warning: discusses themes of sexual violence)

Your podcast parents Matt and Ollie are tired of their robot son and are taking a two week break to recuperate. We had some technical difficulties this week and we'll be on a break while we work on some new content. But in the mean time, here's a bite sized compilation of some of our fondest moments thus far.

AL says hi.