Top o' the mornin' to ya, lads & lasses! Gather round, pour a wee nip, and get absolutely bollocksed with the boys as we tell the tale of the Shillelagh Trophy — the pride of the Fighting Irish and the Boilermakers! (I hope you read this in an Irish accent, it hits much harder with an Irish accent. But I've pretty much exhausted my capacity for witty Irish slang, so I'll just say — join us for this ride. It's a good one. We get off the rails a bit. Hey, a Boilermakers reference. Good for me. Good for us. Cheers.)