Whiskey And Whiskers

Spoiler Alert: Hooker lost and hes still a better pound for pound fighter than Daniel Cormier. Change my mind.

Can I get the Chris is a cop, bourbon bloody Mary, floor is lava, heelie shorts in a box?

The third edition to the list. This time Gator actually contributes.

In rare form we actually talk about both Whiskey and Whiskers on this episode. Unfortunately this whiskey was similar to a kick in the dick and all of our mustaches suck. The good news is that Halloween this year is set up to be fucking stellar. Don't fuck this up for me guys.

Also, the fucking airlines took away our booze so we're delivering. DM our Insta with #Buzzbox and we will send a dope box full of Ninja Stars and Porn. 

Fletch isn't a good movie. But, we watched it anyway.

You ever sit down at a nice place for dinner and wonder how your broke trashy ass ended up here? Really you need to get back over to the doughnut shop and get you some of those jizz-filled mahfuckers. Grab your tub of pork rinds and your case of mini beers and get greasy with us.

These numb nuts think that Bruce Lee was just an actor so I argue with them for 20 minutes before I realize that they're just broken people and I can't fix there ways.

The guys go hard this week. Make sure you're at the right house before you break in, the owner might have a Yeet Cannon. Also, support our cause and shave your balls, it might even help you get a BJ. 

This week the guys talk about their favorite actors. NUMBER 5 WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! JK, we only did top 4. Give it a listen!

His eyes were closed, but he heard the door unlatch and someone say"It's Go Time!, you're on in 5", and the door latched again. He opened his eyes and stared into his own reflection. He saw no fear, only resolve, and determination. Outside thousands of people scurried around like ants. Pretty soon they would all be ants. His entire life had culminated to this point. In a few minutes everything would change forever. He had said goodbye to his family, they always knew that this was his mission.  The rocket was ready, the world was watching. With a final nod of conviction he said to himself, " Let's do this." He grabbed his helmet and began for the launchpad. As he reached for the door, to his surprise, it suddenly opened again. Greg, re-enterd the room only half-way and said, "actually, hold up, I think we're just gonna give it a few more days."