Whiskey And Whiskers

We at Whiskey and Whiskers are high performance drinkers, and sometimes to perform at the highest level you have to do some training at altitude. Now sometimes it can be tough to be drunk and high at the same time, but if you're going to be the very best, sacrifices must be made.

The west was eventually tamed but ain't nobody taming Whiskey and Whiskers. Saddle up, we're headed back to one of our favorite genres.

Fucking zombie fish. You know when you get a fish from petsmart and it kills all your fish in your fish tank at home? Fuck that place. I'm saying it now. Petsmart can suck it.

What drink do you need for your occasion? Whiskey and Whiskers have the answer. Fireball is for the snow. Pina Coladas are for the beach. Whiskey is for Thursdays. 

Man, for real. Is anyone even reading this? Fuck you guys. I got shit to do and I'm sitting here listening to these motherfuckers talk a bunch of bullshit. Anyone trying to get a drink? We already killed the SoCo. Pretty sure the bar is still open. Imma need you to pick me up though. 

So while I'm waiting on you, I have a story. Once upon a time, I was sitting here right now wishing that I didn't finish a bottle of SoCo. But, there was a glimmer of light. Some hope in the distance. There was a light. A neon light. And it said that Shiner Bock was only $2 a pint. I bought us 10 and we had an awesome time. The end. See you soon?