Whiskey in the Stream

The Doomslayers continue through the fire sewers. Combat, diplomacy, buttholes, this episode has it all! Sorta. Anyway, the power of the butthole is on display here and really saves the day. Kaylan and Aurora have some words and what is up with Asti?

Are you a good bone, or an angry bone? The Doomslayers march on through the fire sewers. Diplomacy is in the air along with smoke and ash, so clearly diplomacy won't last long. "You do fuck things up. Like plans."

Whelp....The DM breaks by the end and the Doomslayers become Doom Layers as they lay forth their own impending doom. Sky Rocks. Rocks fall, everybody dies, roll new characters. Except we all know Ken won't take that route so he must deal with the consequences - being this episode and the negotiations within.

Aurora are you ok? Are you ok, Aurora? Surely actions don't have consequences and taking a demon lord's name as your own can't ever end poorly. Actions have consequences. And don't call me Shirley. How will the Doomslayers handle a communication breakdown, and who will think of the Pseudodragon?!

The Doomslayers really know how to make friends. Threaten to beat or kill them. Definitely works out fine. F in chat for poor Norm and the beargrubs.

Searching for an answer, or poor Norm's home. After breaking a normal human repair person's back, what else will the heroes known as the Doomslayers do? Grrrdon will probably never want to go underground ever again.

What's the first thing that comes to mind when someone offers to help and also ask for help in a sketchy place? Definitely sweep the leg. Definitely won't ever backfire or become terrible. Nope. 

The Doomslayers' trouble continues with the increasingly hungry bag. Some encounters are planned as mildly threatening only to take a turn, this one just shit the bed and will Aurora stop yelling? Not today my friends. Not. Today.

Sorry this is so late! The DM/Editor decided to take a vacation. The alternate title was Methane not Meth, as our Doomslayers advance through the sewer. Beware the poo puns for they are many

The Doomslayers had a one evening break before they are back at work. Off to pick up gear and investigating the trail of fire bugs down into the sewers. It's Christmas time in the real world so the DM gave a shitty gift. The whole plan reeks and ought to be flushed. Poop. Hope you all had a wonderful holiday season, stay safe, and Happy New Year!