The Doomslayers find out that actions can have larger reprecussions than they thought and even people rooting for them can't always save the day. The title of BDR is earned not given. Panda steps away from the game for a while and she will definitely be missed.

The best laid plans of the Doomslayers is Dead On Arrival. Usually it's the DM's plans that fail on contact with the party, but not today! Eimar has a very sobering conversation and Aria realizes that this party is a lot more than she bargained for. Good Luck!

Eimar disappears and reappears using the age old trick: barroom brawl. The Doomslayers plan and chart their next course, get to know each other a little more, and start to see the problems bubbling up. Also Rule 34. (BDR Does not consent)

The Doomslayers take the edge off with a little liquor and get acquainted with their new friend High Priestess Aria. The group discovers the fate of Aurora Swol-laws, we all learn the color of cassowary eggs, and Grrrdon loses sleep over chives.

New character to introduce, split party combat and pervy birds. What more could you want in a game? Psychotic break of an NPC? Since you asked so nicely...

Fire Genasi, Sorceror/Bard, widow, Doomslayer. Aurora Swol-laws - This episode is for you.

A divided party cannot stand. They can however run all over the place and make the DM work out their individual goals and how to bring them back together. Tango, and how to herd cats

So it's not the worst thing that's happened in a game, but it's pretty bad. Good thing Geneva doesn't exist here or some other convention that might have disuaded the choices made. Yarp, good thing that...well this got as dark as the inside of a bag of holding. It's fine. Divided party, terrible choices, peak DnD

Half the Doomslayers are out, and the other half tries a rescue. I'm sure it will all be fine and no one will have any existential crises...maybe.

The problem with giving your players things to use, is that they typically don't. Watch the revelation and frustration in real time as we all relearn something important about our favorite apocalyptic cutie. And now an endorsement from one of the players!

"This is the worst one yet!"

-Grrrdon