The real answer? There is no such thing.

But we live in a world full of HOAs and opinionated assholes. So pull up a stool and have a drink with us.

We promise we'll at least say something nice before we try to make out with you...

Tonight we crack a few open and get a little raw. Everyone has been lying to you about what a relationship is. And the fuckers with the loudest mouths are usually in the shittiest ones.

So sit back, grab your big boy panties and drink with us.

The last one was so fun we decided to do it again.

Come with us. Have some booze with us. 

On this episode we get a little sloshed while talking about the benefits of whiskey vs the benefits of drinking wine. Oh and we ask each other questions...

Come for the booze...stay for the conversation!

We were lushes in our 20s....still are now. So nothing has changed at all! Except we get less sleep, eat better and are constantly without a social life because we have twin toddlers!

Cheers! Have a drink on us...

Our kids aren't even school age yet and we're already feeling the pain of BACK TO SCHOOL.  Join us as we take the edge off with some delicious cocktails and therapeutic rants.

Listen to our drunken ramblings about our favorite show, American Ninja Warrior. Why we love it, why we want our children to be ninjas and how it ALMOST gets us motivated enough to do some crunches.

Oh, and there's booze...

We compare our lives before kids versus after having kids. Sh*t has changed a bit...

Ever wondered what you'd do if the world was suddenly overrun by zombies? What is your weapon of choice? Do you throw other members in your group to the undead if they're not pulling their weight?

And does anything change if you have your kids with you?

Let's talk about surviving the zombie apocalypse.

If we had a dollar for every dumb f*cking question we get about the twins we would be thousand-aires!

I used to think we drank because we had kids, now I'm starting to  realize its because of the dumb questions.

Enjoy!