Whitedogshit

The Dr yet again stretches out his talky muscle and yaps off to anyone who’ll listen about things that mildly upset him. Like the guy at the bar you desperately try to avoid eye contact with.

Doctor Jonny adds opinion to subjects no one asks him to with all the style and aplomb of Ron Atkinson

Dr Jonny opens up his mind tank, contemplates his shortcomings, constructs a time machine out of beer mats and hubba bubba, then sits in a bus shelter drinking a can of Quattro, eating a marathon and waiting for all this silliness to blow over.

Dr Jonny talks rope swings, puma tracksuits and Tenko. Looks back into his psychotropic past and exhibits child psychopath behaviours

Dr Jonny finds time to ignore basic health and safety advice, has a pop at a national treasure, and mildly annoys Huddersfield Town legend Simon Trevitt.

Dr Jonny Forster waxes lyrical on a whole range of topics no one really cares about. A sweary trip down memory lane to a bygone era of bubble gum tattoos and the Fall Guy. Trainers, school discos, incoherent ramblings