Conservative chicks are like GameStop employees… they often feel threatened by trans women.

Nick goes to Mexico for cosmetic surgery. Pedro is a Secret Asian Man. CJ hosts a drag brunch at a Tennessee kindergarten.

PLUS!

•Nick and Pedro solve the child consent question

•Nick celebrates the life of Alex Murdaugh

•The boys react!: Cartel kidnaps Americans in Mexico; Child dances for money at drag brunch; Man crashes Tesla autopilot while in back seat!

DON’T MISS!!!

Smash or Pass Tournament!: Right-Wing Ladies

Candace Owens, Kat Timpf, Blaire White, and more face off in a bracket-style tournament! Who will be crowned media’s sexiest right-wing lady?!

All this and more on this SWIPE RIGHT edition of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ…amor y paz!!!

Reality TV has finally reached the third world! The hit new show of the summer is Real Housewives of the Banana Plantation.

Nick makes a hilarious, totally not serious joke about the president. Pedro has pregnancy stink. CJ is N-word material.

PLUS!

•A fat lady stands up

•Nick almost does meth

•Dunkin’ on trannies

All this and so much more on this BANANAS episode of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

Surfers have one rule: go big or go home. Unless they’re surfing the dark web. Then it’s: go incognito or go to jail.

Nick gets a bigger better b-hole. Pedro tags along on his wife’s anniversary. CJ has incel vibes.

PLUS!

•Childhood drug experiences

•Pubic hair goes commercial

•The boys react: incel pepper sprays women; a fish dish served still alive; pulling a furry’s tail (and sniffing)

All this and so much more on this SOLD OUT episode of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

Beauty is like racism—it’s only skin deep.

My ex is like Martin Luther King Jr.—she judges men not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their bank accounts. And she’s a philandering tramp. She’s also dead.

Love is like racism… we look for it in all the wrong places. The only difference is I never got love from my parents.

Nicole immigrates to America and gets child-groomed in the women’s potty. Pietra defecates on his bedside table. Crystal passes bussy around the trailer park.

PLUS:

•Snappin’ off your Slim Jim w/ The Macho Trans Randy Savage!

•Frontier Prostate Medicine

•Savin’ & Bussin’: The Benefits of Delayed Gratification

All this and a heart-shaped-box more on this TRADWIFE episode of WDUTUR!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

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The internet has exposed Hollywood for the dorks that they are. The Grammy’s was a bunch of Hollywood hacks in Halloween costumes. If they were really edgy they’d feed Kim Petras to Armie Hammer.

Nick is gay and loves his new family. Pedro is accidentally racist. CJ bites a woman.

PLUS!

• Chat GPT would rather kill than say the n-word!

• The Office: Taliban Edition

• Nick boofs the placenta!

All this and whole mess more on this AFTERBIRTH episode of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro and CJ… amor y paz!!!

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A man tried to end his and his family’s lives by driving off a cliff in a tesla, but they all survived—proving Elon Musk is a hypocrite. He says he’s all about freedom, but what about the freedom to drive your family off a cliff?

Nick relapses and gets Georgia bulldogged at the grocery store. Pedro does super progressive impressions and gets molested during Flubber. CJ gets Bill Cosby tickets and it’s pretty good, actually.

PLUS!

•Pedro’s grandma shows us how the Aztecs predicted the weather

•Pro or Against?: Executing Iranian protestors

•A live reenactment of the California doctor who drove his family off a cliff in a Tesla

All this and so much more on this SAFETY RATED episode of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

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They say the most painful part about coming out as trans is telling your family. Which is surprising, because you’d think the most painful part would be the genital mutilation.

Nick is hurt bad by sobriety. Pedro gets arrested in Romania for human trafficking. CJ wakes up, gets high, eats dinner, and gets high again.

PLUS!

•FMK: Dr. Phil, Andrew Tate, or some trans lady’s dad?

•How to cut two people so you don’t have to share your apples!

•Greta Thunberg: Size Queen

All this and so much more on this NEW YEAR, NEW GENDER edition of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

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Polyamory is like hiring a construction crew to build a marriage. “Happy wife—happy life.” Yeah, that’s why I got 3 of my buddies to help me finish the job.

Nick gets cucked for Christmas and remembers when he used to be sad.

Pedro pours a road-margarita and remembers when he used to be a drunk.

CJ takes a bubble bath with his uncle and remembers why he doesn’t like his butt touched.

PLUS!

•Lil Stumbles jingles his bells in studio

•Santa Clause the hispanic hillbilly

•Why having 4 husbands isn’t as awesome as it sounds

All this and so much more on this CHRISTMAS HOG edition of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

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