I’ve always been terrified of having a baby shower. I’m afraid I’ll turn on the faucet and infants will pour out. Then in my panic I’ll try to flush them, and the toilet will clog. Now infants are flooding over onto the floor. And I’ll call a plumber and he’ll be like, “Jesus Christ, what did you eat?!”

Uh…

Welcome back to WDUTUR podcast!

Nick “forgets” to pull out. Pedro offers Nick new-daddy advice. CJ gives birth to a poo after a two-hour labor.

PLUS!

•The pandemic shakes new parents’ confidence in traditional vaccines

•Lil Stumbles: Into Fatherhood

•Pedro and Nick’s cis kids bully CJ’s foster trans

All this and so much more on this KNOCKED UP edition of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

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Sex is like Taco Bell—it’s all different combinations of the same 5 ingredients. And it sounds good until you’re done, then you just feel shame. Plus it can ruin your day if someone accidentally puts sour cream in your taco.

Buenos dias, from Who Do You Think You Are? (WDUTUR) podcast!

Nick has performance anxiety. Pedro exercises his white privilege. CJ teaches the gang a new racial slur!

PLUS!

•A family affair: Ricky Martin’s nephew drops all charges

•Pedro 3:16 “You don’t need consent if you’re married.”

•Okay, Google: Why are latinos gay?

All this and so much more on this edición HOMOSEXUALES de WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

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Kids are like hangovers… most people don’t want to have sex with one.

#yikes

Welcome back to Who Do You Think You Are?

(WDUTUR) #comedypodcast!

Nick plays jazz, but with racial slurs. Pedro gets drunk for his family’s sake. CJ watches gay porn so he’s allowed to say the f-word.

PLUS!

•#RickyMartin is livin’ la vida chomo

•Pedro disproves the #MandelaEffect by masturbating to #BritneySpears first music video

All this and so much more on this MATURE FOR ITS AGE edition of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

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We’ve recently been added to an FBI watchlist. We get more views from the feds than we get on Youtube.

Nick has a man period. Pedro gets a new patio to burn down. CJ tells a pizza joke about jews.

PLUS!

•Soundcloud rappers are domestic terrorists

•Nick looks like the Highland Park Shooter

•US Senator Twerks the Vote

All this and so much more on this SUN’S OUT GUNS OUT edition of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

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PS if you’re a federal agent reviewing our content for signs of domestic extremism—don’t forget to like & subscribe!

Abortion is a lot like football. It’s less fun if nobody is watching.

Welcome back to WDUTUR podcast!

Nick makes us white-girl-wet preparing a racist taco platter. Pedro learns the meaning of independence. CJ is haunted by a homeless demon.

PLUS!

•If your body rebuilds every 7 years, can it be rebuilt gay?

•Will Smiff is Bi Robot

•Pedro and CJ do gay stuff with food

All this and so much more on this HOMOSEXUAL PATRIOT edition of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

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Did you know killer whales are actually dolphins? We just call them killer whales because “killer dolphin” sounds gayyy.

#happypridemonth

This week on Who Do You Think You Are? #comedypodcast…

Nick takes #mushrooms and falls in love with a dinosaur. Pedro only dates #christianwomen because they don’t know they can orgasm. CJ learns a new trick from watching an old dog lick its balls.

PLUS!

•What is the value of art?

•Should we escape the system—or fix it?

•Why are the best #artists always the biggest pieces of crap?

All this and so much more on this SUBVERSIVE episode of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

Podcast birthdays are like kindergarten graduations… Congratulations! But no one cares.

#happybirthday 🥳

Nick has a huge hog in heaven. Pedro has protruding ovaries. CJ does the whitest possible blackface.

#happypridemonth

Jenn and Fern drop into the studio to discuss their platonic wedding, sexualizing early, and the best way to die!

#comedypodcast

PLUS!

•How to Do Reverse Missionary Position

•Ear Piercing as an Intro to Anal

•Getting caught staring at your teacher’s naughty apples…👩‍🏫👀

#hotteacher

All this and so much more on this crossed, flossed, and tossed 4th BIRTHGAY BASH episode of WDUTUR podcast!

#crossdressing

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

Did you know there are over 33 million Hindu gods? One for every gender!

#happypridemonth from Who Do You Think You Are? #comedypodcast! 🏳️‍🌈

Nick plays cowboys & indians at the dog park. Pedro tucks his chub in public. CJ browns out at the 2022 #NAMM show.

PLUS!

•New music from The Brown Tones

•Do trans vaginas smell like poop?

•We count down our 2022 School Shooting #summerplaylist!

#schoolshootingmemes

More fun than a kindergarten field trip to the strip club! …it’s WDUTUR podcast!!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

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Ladies treat feelings like time capsules… you bury them until they’re no longer relevant, then you dig them up and make your boyfriend unpack them with you.

Happy Memorial Gay! …from WDUTUR podcast!

Nick has pool penis. Pedro buries a hamster in a time capsule. CJ hosts his new show, Pussy Talk w/ Incel.

PLUS!

•Who has world’s most powerful pussy?

•Are we hyping up school shooters?

•Performances by Lil Stumbles & his more successful cousin Lil Chapi

All this and so much more on this UNFORGETTABLE episode of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

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As a kid, it’s amazing when you see one of your teachers at the grocery store. You’re like “whoa, I usually only see Ms. Applebottom at school, fleeing from a crazed gunman. It’s cool to see her at Sprouts, fleeing from a crazed gunman.”

Nick is Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide-the-sausage. Pedro is DILFbert. CJ is a school shooter counselor.

PLUS!

•The gang speaks ill of the dead fat ukulele guy

•80-year-old priest becomes gay porn star

•Episode 200 grill-out mukbang!!!

All that and a box of monkeypox on this CHILLED & GRILLED episode of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… Amor y paz!!!