Episode 133 | Nothing Makes Sense

Some things in life just don’t add up… and we’re here to prove it. From seedless watermelons (seriously, how do they keep making those??) to cruise ships that weigh more than small cities, to salespeople stalking you at Sam’s and Costco, we’re breaking down everything that makes zero sense.

Along the way, we get lost in blind rankings that somehow put Legos above the Holocaust (yikes), debate fall weddings vs. football season, and even fall down a Taylor Swift Super Bowl halftime conspiracy rabbit hole.

Nothing makes sense… but that’s exactly why this episode does.

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⏱️ Chapters

(0:00) AI mistakes & sports talk

(2:35) Podcast intro, accents & whistling trick

(4:56) Blind ranking game (cookies, Legos, pizza & more)

(10:30) Axe body spray, cologne & random debates

(15:02) Things that don’t make sense (seedless watermelon, milk, planes, phones, buoyancy)

(21:00) Cruise ship disasters & poop cruise story

(25:24) Sam’s Club, salespeople & avoiding pitches

(33:16) Taylor Swift Super Bowl theory & halftime show talk

(37:51) Fall weddings vs football, Kobe news & celeb deaths

(42:56) Steelers tattoo story, organ donor chat & license/birth certificates

(48:10) Closing thoughts & outro

Episode 132 | The BodyCats? Overrated. Frogs? Secret hype beasts. Immortality? We’re not sold. In this week’s Who F’n Kneauxs, we debut our chaotic new segment Wrong Answers Only, pretend football isn’t back, and question whether Summer 2025 is already a flop. Plus, we talk about the possible return of offensive comedy… or maybe we’re just bad people.

🎙️ Episode 131 – “Big Back Energy” is LIVE! 🍻🥣

This week on Who F’n Kneauxs, we’re asking the big questions like:

🥣 Is cereal really a breakfast food, or just dessert in disguise?

🍟 Why does food hit so much harder when you’re drunk?

🍮 Has a stranger ever gifted you random desserts? Flan, maybe??

🎵 We check the #1 song on our birthdays—some of y’all were born to certified bangers.

🎬 The actors who can’t escape that one role no matter what.

⚾ If you were a Major League closer, what song are you walking out to?

🙅‍♂️ Why did society just… stop canceling people?

🏀 And seriously—what’s with the flying dildos at WNBA games?

Tap in for laughs, rants, and absolutely no nutritional advice. Full episode on YouTube and all podcast platforms!

👇 Drop a comment with your closer entrance song or the most random dessert you’ve ever received!

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🚨 Episode 130 – “Trapped in the Drive Thru” is LIVE! 🚨

This week on Who F’n Kneauxs, we start off wholesome—talking about the simple joy of hoarding lost golf balls—before taking a hard turn into the madness of CVS carpet, grocery store etiquette, irrational fears, and AI taking over Taco Bell (and failing miserably).

Aaron goes off on the AI drive-thru voice, we debate the most irrational things we’re afraid of, and try to make sense of why baseball writers seem to hate fun. Plus: would the Hardball team beat The Sandlot squad in a 7-game series? And… was Happy Gilmore 2 actually good?!

Catch up now and get ready to laugh, disagree, and question humanity.

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🚨 Episode 129 – “Statute of Limitations” is LIVE! 🚨We’re back with another round of hot takes, petty complaints, and wildly unnecessary debates. In this one, we’re diving into:☕ Are you team flavored cream in your coffee or do you like your java untainted?🌧️ Why is it always raining and why is that seatbelt chime so damn persistent when it’s just your gym bag in the passenger seat?👶 Things we did as kids that would get us in trouble today… but surely the statute of limitations has passed… right?🏀 Is there anything more boring than Summer League basketball? Yes—and we found it.🎳 Do bowlers and golfers take themselves way too seriously or are we just haters?👔 Can you really be friends with coworkers or is that a trap?🍔 And finally… why can’t women just tell us what they want to eat?! (We’re fully prepared to be yelled at for this one.)It’s chaos, it’s nostalgia, it’s petty, and it’s real.Tap in, laugh along, and let us know—what’s YOUR most cancelable childhood moment?👇 Drop a comment, like, and subscribe. New episodes every week!#Podcast #WhoFNKneauxs #StatuteOfLimitations #ComedyPodcast #SummerLeague #CoffeeDebates #CoworkerFriends #PettyProblems #MenVsWomen #PodcastLife

Episode 128 - “Hotter than a Hoochie Coochie”We’re not saying this episode will change your life… but if you’ve ever wondered what a hoochie coochie actually is, or why Alan Jackson felt the need to bring the heat to the Chattahoochee, we’ve got you covered.In this scorcher of an episode:🔥 Dave questions if Grease is historically accurate or just the fever dream of a 50s jukebox.🎲 We nominate board games for the Hall of Fame— Hungry Hungry Hippos?🎶 We rank the greatest commercial jingles of all time (spoiler: they’re still stuck in our heads).🏘️ Patty relives a dramatic HOA meeting worthy of its own HBO series.🚿 And we ask the tough question: are our wives replacing all our shower stuff with lavender oatmilk foam we didn’t ask for?Grab your sunscreen and your sense of humor—this one’s hotter than a hoochie coochie.#WhoFnKneauxs #PodcastComedy #BoardGames #GreaseTheMovie #Jingles #HOADrama #ShowerWars

Episode 127 – Is It That Deep?

This week on Who F'n Kneauxs, we ask the important questions:

Are kids just tiny a**holes with fruit snacks? ✅

Are all dragon movies secretly cinematic masterpieces? ✅

We also debut our brand new segment “Is It That Deep?” — get your minds out of the gutter - and ask is it EVER okay to touch someone else’s thermostat? (Spoiler: It's not.)

Oh, and we somehow end up in a rabbit hole of naming random obscure athletes like our lives depended on it. (Shoutout to that one backup kicker from 2007 — you know who you are.)

👉 Watch, laugh, judge us, and then question your own friendships over thermostats.

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🎙️ Episode 126 – Hold the UmbrellaAnother week, another episode nobody asked for—but you’re welcome anyway.

We kick things off by pondering a question absolutely no one had: Did Akon and Gavin DeGraw—wait, LeVox?—team up to bless us with the song of the summer? (Spoiler: They did not.)

Then we dive into the age-old concert debate: should artists stick to the classics or force us to sit through their “experimental” ukulele phase?

Other pressing issues:

🕷️ What’s the worst minor inconvenience that can ruin your day? (Spoiler: spider webs are nature’s middle finger.)

🪦 Are you worried about dying naked? You should be.

🐶 Would you rather read minds or talk to animals? One of those is less depressing.

🍽️ What fancy restaurant meal needs to calm down? Looking at you, foam.

👰‍♀️ And for the love of all that’s sweaty and expensive—please stop asking us to be in your summer weddings. Seriously. We don’t even want to RSVP.

Hit play. Regret nothing.

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Episode 125 | The Conflicted Brain

Welcome to another deep dive into the weirdly wonderful workings of our brains (or what’s left of them).

This week, we ask:

🇺🇸 Does flying an American flag now come with political side-eyes?

🏘️ Why do HOAs still exist, and why are they charging us $75 because our trash cans had feelings?

🍫 Are protein bars actually good, or are we just grading on a curve of edible sadness?

🏈 Could a team of NFL stars dominate Olympic flag football, or is that just the plot of a Disney+ original?

🏃‍♂️ How many yards of a head start would it take to beat Saquon Barkley in a race without ending up on a stretcher?

🍓 And most importantly… what are the Top 5 Fruits and why is the apple overrated?

It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, it’s highly questionable—but that’s why you keep coming back.

Smash that like button, drop your fruit rankings in the comments, and remember: if your HOA hears this, it’s satire.

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Ep. 124 – Splish Splash | Who F’n Kneauxs Podcast

Bidets vs. toilet paper vs. wipes—yep, we went there. We break down bathroom preferences, rant about Dr. Squatch’s Sidney Sweeney soap stunt, and celebrate the sizzling joy of hibachi. Also: USPS, where are our packages? And why do people go rogue on wedding registries? Tune in for laughs, rants, and unfiltered takes.