Aaron is back, college football is causing chaos, and apparently we’ve been sleeping on farmers’ markets.This week, a bachelor trip to Dallas leads to an unexpected realization: Aaron is officially a whore for farmers’ markets. Food, coffee, vintage shirts, sweet tea in mason jars. Apparently all it takes is one good market to completely change a man.

We also debut a brand-new segment: Petty Court, where we bring our everyday grievances before the group and decide whether the complaint is justified… or if we’re just being petty. Tipping on carryout orders, running shotgun on fourth-and-one, GPS speed discrepancies, loud restaurant conversations, and getting your freshly washed car covered in somebody else’s grass all make their first appearance before the court.

Then we get into the reality check of coming home from a bachelor trip, why sometimes you need a break from normal life even when you love your family, and why men will risk their lives balancing a ladder on top of a table instead of simply asking a friend for the right tool.

Plus, college football, unexpectedly dark songs from the ’90s and early 2000s, and plenty more.

👇 **What grievance should we bring before Petty Court next?New episodes of Who F’n Kneauxs every week.** 🍻

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**Episode 163 | What Happened to Game Nights?****When did adults stop having game nights?**This week, a conversation about Scattergories turns into wondering why getting together as adults usually means going out to dinner instead of sitting around the house, having a few drinks, playing games, and actually having some fun. Maybe it's time to bring game night back.From there, we get into the Wild West that college sports has become, whether professional athletes should ever be allowed to go back to college, and how NIL and the transfer portal continue to change everything.Then we ask: if you could go back to any age with everything you know now, what age would you choose? That takes us into college, money, parenting, and everything we'd probably do differently with a second chance.Plus, some absolutely baffling fast-food experiences and a conversation about the things that were supposed to make life better... but may have actually made us worse.👇 **So we're bringing game night back, what game are you putting on the table first?**New episodes every week.... Most of the time🍻

*Episode 162 | A Real Life Horror Film*This week started like any other episode... until someone knocked on the window.What began as conversations about football being back, Jayden Daniels and the LSU No. 5 controversy, the WNBA's constant headlines, and whether we'd trust ourselves to call plays as a Division I offensive coordinator quickly turned into something none of us expected.Right in the middle of recording, someone (or something?) knocked on the house hard enough to completely derail the episode. We paused the podcast, searched outside, and tried to figure out what had just happened... and honestly, we're still not sure.Let us know in the comments:*What would you have done if you were in our shoes?*🍻 New episodes every week. Thanks for hanging out with us.#WhoFNKneauxs #ComedyPodcast #Football #JaydenDaniels #HorrorStory

Episode 161 | Don't Cancel UsThis week we kick things off with a debate that somehow ends with LeBron James as a Philadelphia 76er before asking a bigger question: are we appreciating LeBron while we still have the chance?From there, the conversation shifts into one of our favorite kinds of debates as we try to figure out where the line actually is. Are certain everyday phrases offensive? Have we become too sensitive, or are some expressions finally being challenged for good reason?Then we wrap things up by diving into AI and asking the question everyone seems to be wrestling with: where should we draw the line? As artificial intelligence becomes more powerful, what's genuinely helpful, what's concerning, and what should we be paying attention to?As always, the conversation goes places we never expected... so before anyone gets any ideas...Don't cancel us.🍻 New episodes every week! Be sure to like, subscribe, and let us know in the comments: Where do you draw the line with AI?#WhoFNKneauxs #ComedyPodcast #Podcast #AI #LeBronJames #NBA #Debates #Technology #FunnyPodcast #newepisode

What starts as a conversation about moving closer to family or friends somehow turns into one of the most random episodes we've ever recorded.This week we're talking about raising kids, youth sports, old-school baseball and football nostalgia, and then somehow asking one of the dumbest questions we've ever come up with:What food has the best derivatives? Do apples peak as apples? Are tomatoes secretly carrying the entire food industry? These are apparently the important conversations now.We also introduce a brand new segment, "Am I A Fatass?", where we confess the food habits that scream big back energy and let the group decide if they're completely normal... or completely unhinged.👇 Let us know in the comments:What's your biggest "Am I A Fatass?" confession?Be sure to subscribe so you never miss a new episode of Who F'n Kneauxs.#WhoFNKneauxs #ComedyPodcast #FoodTalk #SportsPodcast #BigBackEnergy

Episode 159 | The Nerds Are Killing BaseballThis week, the guys somehow survive a golf outing that nearly turned into multiple obituary headlines. Aaron and Dave recount a day full of near-death experiences, while Aaron shares the story of riding an elevator with someone who may or may not have been a serial killer.Then things get weird. We debate whether meatloaf is actually a real food, Aaron completely forgets what point he was trying to make while arguing about whether "acts of service" as a love language is secretly selfish, and we wrap things up by asking if analytics and the baseball nerds are ruining America's pastime after the Pirates and Marlins pulled pitchers who were throwing perfect games.Near-death stories, terrible food takes, relationship debates, and baseball controversy... just another normal episode of Who F'n Kneauxs.#WhoFNKneauxs #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #Baseball #MLB #Analytics #Golf #LoveLanguages #SportsTalk #FunnyPodcast

Patty officially quit his job.This week on Who F'n Kneauxs, the guys talk about the emotional roller coaster of leaving a job, choosing happiness over a paycheck, and what it's like walking away from coworkers you've spent years around. They also dive into dad life struggles, from figuring out dinner every night to dealing with picky eaters, snack requests, and the realization that one day you'll actually miss all the chaos.

The fellas discuss feeling old, NBA Finals and Stanley Cup reactions, and then settle one of the most important debates in podcast history with a Chain Restaurant Draft featuring favorites like CiCi's Pizza, Chick-fil-A, Wendy's, Domino's, Costco, and more.

Another completely normal episode of Who F'n Kneauxs.

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Episode 156 | What’s the Point? starts with gambling degeneracy and somehow spirals into 9/11 parlays, Bryce Harper brushing his teeth like a psychopath, the downfall of bar soap, and why Pizza Hut buffets used to mean something. The Fellas debate whether athletes should be allowed to bet on their own teams, how terrifying Paul Skenes would be to face in the batter’s box, and whether anyone alive could actually score a layup on Wemby. There’s also a deep dive into modern golf etiquette, parenting in the tablet era, Chuck E. Cheese strategy, Mario Kart disasters, why NBA basketball feels hopeless right now, and why Lane Kiffin might either save or completely destroy LSU football. Plus: lawn mowing discourse, Facebook comment section insanity, snake articles hidden behind paywalls, and the general realization that maybe everybody online has lost their minds. Another completely normal episode of Who F’n Kneauxs.

Episode 155 | The N Word dives into absolutely everything: childhood fake runaways, awkwardly working next door to your biological dad for years without knowing him, reconnecting with absent parents, and how different people process family trauma. The guys spiral from deep conversations into enhanced steroid Olympics, bushwhackers, beach therapy days, destination weddings, European football trips, wedding DJ debates, and whether Brussels sprouts deserve a second chance. They also unpack songs that almost make you accidentally say something you definitely shouldn’t. Somewhere along the way they nominate elite summer drinks, debate the most American restaurant possible, relive nearly dying at a scorching Tulane game, and revisit the old days of the podcast when they were spending way too much money on hot honey chicken biscuits and cold brew for guests. As always, it’s chaos. #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #Barstool #BenMintz #SportsPodcast #NewOrleans #Bushwhacker #DestinationWedding #NFL #CollegeFootball #LilWayne #BrusselsSprouts #FoodDebates #HilaryDuff

Episode 154 gets weird fast… and somehow only gets weirder from there.

This week we spiral into conspiracy theories, aliens, dreams, sleep paralysis, horror movies, home invasions, creepy childhood memories, and the terrifying realization that we might all just be losing our minds a little bit. One minute we’re debating whether aliens built the pyramids, the next we’re analyzing dark dreams and asking the important questions like: how many people could you realistically survive in a home invasion against?    

We also get into childhood nostalgia, favorite movies, Toy Story somehow becoming a horror franchise, superhero movies, Michael Jackson biopics, weird Disney magic with kids, cruise ship viruses, and whether sleep paralysis is actually your brain glitching… or something much darker.    

It’s chaotic, oddly philosophical, slightly concerning, and one of those episodes where nobody really knows how we ended up where we did.