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This week, Scott checks in live from the chaos, cobbles, and comedy of the Edinburgh Fringe – bringing us tales from the Royal Mile, late-night gossip, and the odd regrettable show flyer.

We dive into the Top 5 Past, Present and Future Comedy Controversies – from Jim Davidson’s old-school outrage to Louis CK’s fall from grace, Chubby Brown’s eternal banishment, and the clubs and comics who might be next.

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Scott Adams is back and beaming through your cathode ray tube.

Shows we miss (World of Sport, Blockbusters, Tomorrow’s World).

Shows we’d happily boot into the bin (Lambing Live, Saturday Kitchen, anything “scripted”).

Wild future telly ideas (Naked Karaoke, Folding with Marina Hyde, and yes – Public Executions with Ant & Dec).

It’s retro, ridiculous, and a bit risqué – like ITV in 1977 after three Babychams.

“Sponsored by Hai Karate and Angel Delight”.

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Ross & Pablo: When Will I Be Famous?

Ross in leather, Pablo talks slick—

Whispers over synths, makes the girls tick.

Mr Hill’s back, trench coat tight,

Lurking round school gates late at night.

Stalker headmaster, banned from PE—

Still thinks Bros needs a third MC.

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🎙️💥 Hey Cats and Kittens, Get Ready to Munch the Madness! 💥🎙️

This Sunday, groove along with Paul & Justin (standing in for Ross) as they boogie through the zaniest food fads of yesteryear! It’s a far-out flashback that’ll tickle your taste buds and have you shouting, “Can you dig it?”

🍛 Vesta Curries – “Heat ‘em in the microwave and thank your lucky stars!”

🥧 Fray Bentos Pies – “The only pie that could survive a nuclear winter… or your mother-in-law’s cooking!”

🍷 Blue Nun & Black Tower – “The vino that turned every lounge into a lovin’ lair!”

🍮 Jelly Cubes – “Wiggle, jiggle, and cascade down your chin—what a trip!”

🧀🍍 Cheese & Pineapple on a Stick – “The only kabob that could double as a necktie!”

…and that’s just Side A! Flip it over for the bizarro “Artisan Everything” craze, “Full English on a Shovel” servos, fries in teeny-tiny baskets, and those legendary Bottomless Lunches—where your waistline checked out but the booze kept flowing.

PLUS! Our backstage pass to sugary showstoppers: Angel Delight, Rise ’N’ Shine, Ice Magic and Funny Feet—all sprinkled with disco-ball Silver Ball-Bearings that made your birthday cake shinier than your dad’s moustache!

🌈✨ So hitch a ride on this culinary time-machine—no seatbelts required—and laugh your bell-bottoms off! Tune in, turn on, and taste the nostalgia… because these days, the only thing more outrageous than our diets is how much we can’t believe we ate! 🎧🍻

👉 Pop it in your ears this Sunday—don’t be square!

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Ross’s benched and in swans in Scott Adams from Lowestoft—accent so thick it practically tickles your boobies. We’re zeroing in on celebs who get right on your boobies and make you fling the remote at the boobies. First, “Old Boobie Triggers”: Mr Blobby still reigns supreme at slapping your boobies silly. Then “Present Boobie Aggravations”: Richard Arnold’s smug face that rubs your boobies raw, Sam Smith’s endless warble that clogs your boobies, Nigel Farage’s nonsensical bluster that punctures your boobies, and Meghan Markle’s nonstop drama that straight-up nails your boobies. Finally, “Future Boobie Cancellations”: will Jeremy Clarkson’s macho buffoonery biff your boobies into oblivion? Is Ricky Gervais’s razor-sharp zingers on borrowed boobie time? Can Joe Rogan’s endless yakking survive your boobies’ wrath? Strap in for 60 minutes of boobies so vexed they’ll have you muting faster than you can shout “BOOBIES!”

AI wrote this intro with specific instruction to say Boobies a lot.

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Pointless Hills and Disappointing Biscuits

This week, Ross and Pablo hurtle through time like two malfunctioning self-driving cars with trust issues. From the quiet pavements of Benidorm (no strip, thank you very much) to the bitter battlegrounds of Betamax vs VHS and Sketchers vs dignity, it's another nonsense-fuelled odyssey.

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