This is the one where Stark comes home......to the white trash. from selling Hermit Crabs at the flea market, to the tip of Baja Sur, i went on half a globetrot in 1987....here is that story. And hidden easter egg Richard Simmons story. Who the Eff is Stark Roman? and how much for a crab?

This is the one where Stark goes thru the immediate aftermath of life after Jesus School, but doesnt get to the story immediately. After a few twists and turns and a few lulls, we land it just in time for the cliffhanger.......ya gotta listen to know!

This is the one where Stark describes what Mississippi was like in 1985, JC and the boys being one way, His followers had a few different ideas. Huff some liquid paper, put on some headphones, and lets get BLASPHEMOUS!!! FREE STARK PILLER!

Stark starts to peel back the onion.....this episode starts in one era, but first we have to go back to the beginning. We start to get to some answers....and we have even more questions? Did Shirley do it? Who is Stark McWeeney? Why cant you be a Dragon? if you like it when Stark is all over the place, this one is for you.

When's the drunkest you have ever been? Was it a Tuesday at 9 am? This is the first of many cab stories, and youll need to picture Dogg the Bounty Hunter, but with dyed black hair. Same everything....just dyed black mullet. STARK! HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS STARK!

Hey hey it's Stark Roman, people say he monkees around. Heres the one about the time Stark had an encounter with a celebrity, and it just might warm yer heart. And WHO THE EFF IS KRYSTAL NUCKLES?

Producers looking for the "Next Big Reality Star" set up an audition with Stark, but they missed the real show.....that waiting room. Find out how to NOT get picked to be on TV, and all things considered, its for the best. Who the Eff is Stark Roman? and why isnt he a reality tv star?

Through the powers of Mind Control.....a 9 year old Stark Roman bent a spoon........WITH HIS MIND!!! Or at least found the right group of suckers to pull that stunt on. Only one way to find out.......

In this one Stark tells the story of the time he was in a major Hollywood Motion Picture. The Movie? Warrior starring Nick Nolte, Tom Hardy, and the one and only...Stark Roman. From Nick being the guy from the mug shot, to Meadow Soprano's boyfriend showing up at the wrap party, Dont ask Dont Tell the musical, and more. Youll for sure ask......Who the Eff is Stark Roman?