Is your name Oscar? Probably not, and that's why you suck. If you want to not suck, and get your bullshit life back on track, listen to this podcast episode featuring Greg Parker from the Nostalgiapedia Podcast about people who aren't named Oscar, but have won little gold dudes named Oscar for being in non-nude pornos where there's no sex. I think those are called movies. Anyways, to leave a callback number, press 5 after the tone.