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Bark! Woof! Ruff! Blood puddles! Gather up your pack and break out your map to Wichita National Park—it’s time for HOUNDOUR! Join Brandon and Brielle as they dissect the formula for teen movies, talk to Collin’s upstairs neighbor, and argue with puppies about whether or not eating apples is badass.

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It’s a bird! It’s a plan! It’s SCISSORS! Step right up to see the magical scissor bird of tomorrow—SKARMORY! Hold on to your top hats and keep an eye out for scams, and join Brandon and Brielle as they stuff turkey meat into a metal container, craft a new Pokémon that is NOT a Transformer, and search for gold with butt dust.

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Lift up your pits and check for clingy small town fish—it’s the MANTINE episode! Did you know Mantine has a little mouth? It little and it smoll. It need egg. Brandon and Brielle have medium mouth. But Mantine have itty mooth. Widdle cheeksies and mini monchers. Teefy gone. Only tiny mouf.

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Santa got you a present! It’s ticking because it loves you! Don’t worry about it! Buckle up for DELIBIRD, baby (sung in the Santa baby voice)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss butthole anatomy, the listening window for the Decemberists, and decide if children deserve dead babies on their doorstep (plop).

Hide your holes and put away all the buckets by the pool—it’s OCTILLERY! This guy might as well be hiding in your tree with a tiny pencil mustache and binoculars. Join Brandon and Brielle as they play with plurals, scold 8-year-old Brandon for having bad taste, and feature zero-time Grammy nominated artist Joy Villa to sing about her one true passion (horse schlong).

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“This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!”
-Nintendo Life

Hurry off to English class before the sharksucking loser tries to sign you up for karate—it’s REMORAID! What an absolute nothing garbage creature! Join Brandon and Brielle as they bravely try to find anything interesting about this fish, deal with their creepy upstairs neighbor, and embody a bug with low self esteem.

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“This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!”
-Nintendo Life


Check under your doctor’s mask to make sure it’s not your ex-boyfriend and embrace the beauty that is turquoise—it’s time for CORSOLA! Join Brandon and Brielle as they tell female rocks to smile more, kick a buzzkill down the street, and relive an interesting encounter in an Abercrombie and Fitch dressing room.

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Don’t make any sudden movements, or your best friend will ram you into a wall! It’s PILOSWINE! Join Brandon and Brielle as they send congratulations cards to dead men, plan the perfect crime, and design yarmulkes for Mohawks. So go chat up the quiet guy in the corner and make sure your poems don’t rhyme—it’s time to get dirty in the mud patch with this mammoth mofo!

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