Why Did I Write That?!

Diary 8, Episode 10.5. After having finished writing proper entries, I left a cryptic bullet-point list of the shenanigans that followed in my life for several weeks afterwards. This episode is a reading of that list, and is the final episode of Why Did I Write That?!

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Diary 8, Episode 10. Last days in Surfer's Paradise before beginning my travels towards Ontario. More actions you would expect from a 22 year-old with no cares. Final entries of this diary.

Diary 8, Episode 9. A lot of firsts... and horrific language to accompany it all. I meet the Pouch of Douglas before I ever truly know what that is. 

And if you don't yet know what the Pouch of Douglas is, please do yourself a favour and allow Hannah Gadsby explain it to you. Search that shit up.

Diary 8, Episode 8. Celebrating birthdays by being the annoying girls in the VIP zone with the fishbowls. More time with Niall. Brasil in the world cup. 

Diary 8, Episode 7. I meet a new boy, Niall, and quickly fall into the habit of spending the night at his place, between bouts of surfing and babysitting. Book my flights back home. 

Diary 8, Episode 6. Despite being "very wary of S.T.D.s" I have drunken sex on the beach with a stranger and go against my resolve not to "screw the crew" in a romp with Ollie, a lovely English boy who introduced me to "a whole new world of pleasure". 

Diary 8, Episode 5. MK finally leaves Australia, and I waste no time in making out with strangers and letting my single life get started. Also a reflection of nude modelling as a classy art form. 

Diary 8, Episode 4: Start working for Plan B party tours, make friends with Ed, Greg, and Nathan, and complete my first nude photo shoot!

Diary 8, Episode 3. After the worst 4-day train ride of my life, we arrive on the Gold Coast, spend a couple of days in Sydney, then bunk with Uncle Chris and Aunt Diana for a few days. Meeting up with Silas, we rent an apartment that is half a block from the beach and are neighbours with Tim and Sadie!

Diary 8, Episode 2. Final days in Perth. Maketo redoubles his efforts to try to get me to agree to a relationship with him, I try my hand at driving on the wrong side of the road and car.