You Can Buy The Stupidest Shit
In this episode, Ainsley, Austin & Joe discuss fidgets spinners & other shitty kids toys, food you can buy from eBay, and give you an update from the Billboard Hard Rock Music Charts from this week.
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1: “Google: Cascade Locks vegan”
Recent Searches, Shut Up, The-Intertubes
2: “Oatmeal Raisin Fidget Spinners”
“This is a terrible, terrible idea.”
GlowFYourself Fidget Spinner Butt Plugs.
OG Fidgets That Austin Remembered from the ’90’s.
“Nobody’s gonna make fun of you in the park.”
“It’s like cigarettes, you gotta get ’em real early.”
6: “What we underestimated is the drug called MDMA.”
“Rich nerds are fucking up the world.”
7: Hit Sticks, Devils Sticks & Hacky Sack
“This is hippy nonsense.”
“If it’s not new it’s not delicious.”
“You know Tom Cruise is the origin of this.”
10: “I found a website that unfortunately doesn’t exist anymore.”
The endless ocean of thrift stories, PDX Slot Car Racing Discussion Boards (defunct), other horrifying kids toys, Furbies & Teddy Ruxpin, Evil Cult & The Sequel, “Who has Netflix DVDs?”, “Where is: Welcome to my activity?”
“We will spend money to terrorize ourselves.”
11: “Clearly people have not stopped believing.”
A glimpse at the Billboard Hard Rock Music Charts.
