Why Did We Do This?

You Can Buy The Stupidest Shit

In this episode, Ainsley, Austin & Joe discuss fidgets spinners & other shitty kids toys, food you can buy from eBay, and give you an update from the Billboard Hard Rock Music Charts from this week.

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1: “Google: Cascade Locks vegan”

Recent Searches, Shut Up, The-Intertubes

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2: “Oatmeal Raisin Fidget Spinners”

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“This is a terrible, terrible idea.”

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3: “Butt of Course.”

GlowFYourself Fidget Spinner Butt Plugs.  

“Meme it to death.”

OG Fidgets That Austin Remembered from the ’90’s.

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4: “Not for beginners.”

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Skip Fit Exercise Item.

“Nobody’s gonna make fun of you in the park.”

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5: “She seems into it.”

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“It’s like cigarettes, you gotta get ’em real early.”

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6: “What we underestimated is the drug called MDMA.”

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“Rich nerds are fucking up the world.”

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7: Hit Sticks, Devils Sticks & Hacky Sack

Devils Sticks

Hacky Sack

“This is hippy nonsense.”

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8: “Buy It Now”

Homemade Cookies on eBay

Homemade Cake on eBay

Homemade Bread on eBay

Homemade Jerky on eBay

Homemade Slime on eBay

“If it’s not new it’s not delicious.”

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9: “Avocado Creep”

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Avocado Hand

“You know Tom Cruise is the origin of this.”

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10: “I found a website that unfortunately doesn’t exist anymore.”

The endless ocean of thrift stories, PDX Slot Car Racing Discussion Boards (defunct), other horrifying kids toys, Furbies & Teddy Ruxpin, Evil Cult & The Sequel, “Who has Netflix DVDs?”, “Where is: Welcome to my activity?”

“We will spend money to terrorize ourselves.”

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11: “Clearly people have not stopped believing.”

A glimpse at the Billboard Hard Rock Music Charts.

Take The Money And Run (“The Pilot”)

In this episode, Joe makes Austin & Ainsley play a game where they must guess how much a movie has made by watching the trailer.

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Part I: “The plot sounds like a Weezer video.”

Bio-Dome (1996)

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Part II: “I’m not very good with my Costner-isms.”

The Postman (1997)

“Those who survive are few.” That’s a bummer.

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Part III: “Shit’s workin’ now.”

Waterworld (1995)

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Part IV: “I’ve got Important Shit To Do.”

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Part V: “I forgot how racist this movie is.”

Cool Runnings (1993)

youtu.be/3gMWY5bT1cY (German Version)

youtu.be/wLlmymHRNZg (English)

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Part VI: “I am disappointed in both of you.

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Part VII: “Larry David was the original Geico caveman.”

Clear History (2013)

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Part VIII: “Johnny Cash’s Mortal Kombat“

Mortal Kombat (1995)

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“It’s pretty TV cheesy.”

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Part IX: “The Carray Canon.”

The Mask (1994)

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Son of The Mask (2005)

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“Woah. A real movie.”