You Can Buy The Stupidest Shit
In this episode, Ainsley, Austin & Joe discuss fidgets spinners & other shitty kids toys, food you can buy from eBay, and give you an update from the Billboard Hard Rock Music Charts from this week.
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1: “Google: Cascade Locks vegan”
Recent Searches, Shut Up, The-Intertubes
2: “Oatmeal Raisin Fidget Spinners”
https://youtu.be/s2IXD3mX48w
“This is a terrible, terrible idea.”
GlowFYourself Fidget Spinner Butt Plugs.
OG Fidgets That Austin Remembered from the ’90’s.
https://youtu.be/npmhVBbch_Q
“Nobody’s gonna make fun of you in the park.”
https://youtu.be/x7PsVQH6lCQ
“It’s like cigarettes, you gotta get ’em real early.”
6: “What we underestimated is the drug called MDMA.”
“Rich nerds are fucking up the world.”
7: Hit Sticks, Devils Sticks & Hacky Sack
“This is hippy nonsense.”
“If it’s not new it’s not delicious.”
“You know Tom Cruise is the origin of this.”
10: “I found a website that unfortunately doesn’t exist anymore.”
The endless ocean of thrift stories, PDX Slot Car Racing Discussion Boards (defunct), other horrifying kids toys, Furbies & Teddy Ruxpin, Evil Cult & The Sequel, “Who has Netflix DVDs?”, “Where is: Welcome to my activity?”
“We will spend money to terrorize ourselves.”
11: “Clearly people have not stopped believing.”
A glimpse at the Billboard Hard Rock Music Charts.
