Why does this thing exist? (Podcast)

In this episode, Dean teaches Simon about what the business elite are doing over on LinkedIn and then they sample some (possibly poisonous) chicken flavour sweets. At the end of the show they stumble upon an idea for a more modern competition to replace beauty pageants and crown a new Miss Universe Australia. 

Lick your anus LinkedIn profile - https://www.linkedin.com/in/lick-your-anus-691152115?original_referer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F  

Archie McPhee Fried Chicken Flavour Sweets -  https://mcphee.com/collections/hard-candy/products/fried-chicken-candy  

Pamphlet that came with the sweets - https://imgur.com/59nQfWS  

Wikipedia - Miss Universe Australia 2021 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Universe_Australia_2021  

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In this episode, Dave returns to promote season two of the “Will Riker Sex Beard” podcast. The three idiots giggle and shout about genital themed footwear, workplace etiquette, body-smoking devices, Russ Abbot, time-travel theories, Usain Bolt, illogical sayings, bees, an architect from Canada and more.  

Penis slippers - https://imgur.com/vR4rrTK  

How Dean’s mam told him about the slippers - https://imgur.com/L95c6s3  

Moxibustion cans - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003918095559.html?pdp_npi=2%40dis%21GBP%21  

Wikipedia – Helga Plumb - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helga_Plumb  

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In this episode, Dean starts proceedings by sharing a personal matter and then the boys tuck-in to an implausible strongman. The main course is beans this week and for dessert is a wikipedia article about an old reality tv show from America. 

Article on Khan Babar - https://broscience.com/khan-baba/ 

Dr Pepper Baked Beans - https://imgur.com/n90NGd8 https://imgur.com/Jt34uhT  

Wikipedia - Polyamory: Married & Dating - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyamory:_Married_%26_Dating  

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In this episode, Dean presents Simon with another strange item that he found whilst walking the dog, the pair on them then give advice on bio-crimes and consumer affairs while looking at a fruity-animal garden object and end the show by discussing rugby basketball in the Random Wikipedia Article section. 

Tomb Raider DVD (bitten) - https://i.imgur.com/0v9RCFW.jpg 

Art Ornaments Duck Sculpture Peeled Banana Duck Outdoor Decor Garden Statue - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275484241172?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=xxm3t8kMQ8G&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY 

Wikipedia – Danny Fortson - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Fortson 

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In this episode, Simon gives Dean an update on how his ‘Parting Shots’ re-write is coming along and then they examine the Crazy Frog’s reproductive organs and a medical/torture device. They also return to the subject of American Football, as Wikipedia insisted upon it. 

Crazy frog - https://imgur.com/YaOkKHv  

Picture from a Winnie the Poo book - https://imgur.com/ix2jOPI  

Vinmax Over The Door Cervical Traction Set for Neck Shoulder Pain Brace Relief Head Home, Neck Disk Relief, Shipping from US - https://www.amazon.com/Vinmax-Cervical-Traction-Shoulder-Relief/dp/B06XDLTL48  

Wikipedia - 1926 Idaho Vandals football team - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1926_Idaho_Vandals_football_team  

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In this episode, Dean and Simon are joined by author Nick Pettigrew (‘Anti-Social’, available wherever you buy books) to discuss ear-grooming, toasters, adults with the voices of children and Frankenstein the Bishop of Worms. 

Ear hair waxing treatment - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CofXjhzASz8/?igshid=MjljNjAzYmU%3D  

NFL Toasters - https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003C0BK72/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8&th=1&psc=1  

Haribo Policemen Advert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcE1Z3KDYrc&ab_channel=UKHaribo  

Wikipedia - Johannes Karl von und zu Franckenstein - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johannes_Karl_von_und_zu_Franckenstein  

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In this episode, a mildly argumentative Simon criticises popular culture in order to defend what is sure to be a terrible film. Dean helps Simon try to work out why a woman is walking through the American desert on a road to nowhere and then the both of them try to remember a song by Busta Rhymes. 

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Once and Always Trailer - https://youtu.be/ZKE2DC7Xzog  

Woman walking away from Roswell - https://www.google.com/maps/@33.4201709,-104.0459085,3a,32.8y,285.49h,85.57t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDQv8aMycnpxfTDuWD3qiZA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656  

Wikipedia - Touch It (Busta Rhymes song) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_It_(Busta_Rhymes_song) 

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In this episode, Dean and Simon take a closer look at Chris Rea’s short stint as a film star, discuss practical jokes and the type of man that loves them and then struggle to navigate the internet while discussing a Swedish children's film from the 1980s. 

Parting shots - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPz5NyFtjes&ab_channel=BleibergEntertainment  

Fake electrical outlet sticker - https://www.amazon.com/Electrical-Outlet-Sticker-Hilariously-Stickers/dp/B091XSYHL9/ref=as_li_ss_tl?keywords=fake+wall+outlet&qid=1637871943&qsid=134-7464969-4838240&sr=8-2&sres=B0789GBB43,B091XSYHL9,B078MKQ2GS,B00YWDCVOO,B06XJJWHV6,B08R6S1M1K,B079YXYSLN,B07CCGBB7M,B092V13FVD,B07DCRVBYX,B083LLM6QJ,B01HDJFYTM,B073ZB1R1B,B078162HNC,B00LH3DMUO,B00MNV8E0C,B095RNBK2N,B00ATZJ606,B0009HKEXM,B08QRK6QL4&linkCode=sl1&tag=defineawesome-20&linkId=2b3749cc21bee8199ef5c8dbd18db02a&language=en_US 

Wikipedia – Children of the Noisy Village (Film) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Children_of_Noisy_Village_(film)  

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In this episode, an enthusiastic listener phones in for a chat with Dean and your hosts have a look at a faux-celebrity wrestling event. Simon tells Dean about a stingy-nettle eating competition and the pair of them finish off by discussing beetles, bats and Beatles. 

Mr Blobby wrestling clip - https://m.facebook.com/FTLOWrestlingUK/videos/blobby/1213179802917432/ 

World nettle eating contest – article - https://www.countrylife.co.uk/news/swollen-tongues-and-black-mouths-competitors-tuck-in-at-world-nettle-eating-championship-200372 

World nettle eating contest – Transworld Sports Clip - https://youtu.be/HwQRMxXyO6w 

Photo of a winner’s black tongue - https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-at-the-world-stinging-nettle-eating-championship-and-beer-festival-114466403.html 

Wikipedia –Planodes Ambonensis - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planodes_ambonensis 

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In this episode, comedian Charlie Webster joins Dean and Simon to talk about cancer, cat-shaped tissue dispensers, parrot paintings and a music advocate. It’s a dark topic to start an episode with and it isn’t treated with the respect it deserves so beware of that. I blame Dean, personally. Charlie’s got a new podcast coming out soon, it’ll be called ‘Scum Tank’ so keep an eye out for that. 

A leaflet Dean found about cancer - https://imgur.com/UhEk9EI  

Cat-butt tissue dispenser - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Home-X-Tissue-Holder-Lovers-Hilarious/dp/B08P5ZR8H9/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1LQ75AVLY8Y9P&keywords=Home-X+Cat+Butt+Tissue+Holder+for+Cat+Lovers%2C+Tissue+Box+Cover%2C+Hilarious+Gift+for+Cat+Lovers%2C+11+%C2%BD%22+L+x+9+%C2%BC%22+W+x+8+%C2%BC%22+H%2C+Tan+and+White&qid=1679857864&sprefix=home-x+cat+butt+tissue+holder+for+cat+lovers+tissue+box+cover+hilarious+gift+for+cat+lovers+11+l+x+9+w+x+8+h+tan+and+white%2Caps%2C907&sr=8-1  

Charlie’s parrot picture- https://imgur.com/zLuKPFk  

Wikipedia  - Richard Letts - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Letts 

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