Why does this thing exist? (Podcast)

In this episode, Dean and Simon try on a handsome man mask and then Simon tricks Dean into eating something bad for him. They finish off by finding out about a short story collection that sounds like it might be quite good actually. 

Latex handsome man mask - https://imgur.com/55Nys3t  

Article about the old cheese from Egypt - https://allthatsinteresting.com/ancient-egyptian-tomb-cheese  

Wikipedia – The Lottery and Other Stories -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lottery_and_Other_Stories  

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In this episode, Dean and Simon have a look at a Pepsi themed computer game from the 90s and propose a couple of ideas for games themselves. Then, they both have a look at a red-hot Indonesian game and remember fireworks. Finally, they get confused by a Wikipedia article so go to an expert for ‘help’. 

Pepsi game - https://www.instagram.com/retroscifiart/reel/C_lvRztPEii/  

List of food tie ins - https://www.giantbomb.com/games-based-on-food-products/3015-2999/games/  

Sepak Bola Api - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6VcwebdEbc&t=4s  

Wikipedia - Deeds of the Emperor Frederick on the Holy Expedition -  

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deeds_of_the_Emperor_Frederick_on_the_Holy_Expedition 

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In this episode, Dean returns to the well to draw Simon’s opinion on some more things he found while walking his dog and then Simon shows off his expensive pants. They finish off by having a little think about a philosopher’s creed. 

Photo of the items Dean saw - https://imgur.com/yDfhYBT  

Expensive boxer shorts - https://www.hermes.com/uk/en/product/rayures-spatiales-boxer-shorts-H266900H7703XL/  

Wikipedia – Archie J Bahm - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archie_J._Bahm  

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In this episode, and in what might be a first for the podcast, Dean's selection gives Simon the opportunity to speak knowledgably. In return, Simon treats Dean with a new attraction that they've knocked up in China. Finally, the training missions for Man's conquest of Mars are thoroughly evaluated in another classic Random Wikipedia Article section. 

Clip from The Sooty Show - https://x.com/archivetvmus71/status/1850960727517118501?t=0dI1U2IYYwvljKCIx_6yIA&s=19  

Blowing Flying Kisses Videos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpQbnIJkhAE and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swicw356Bv8  

Wikipedia – HI-SEAS -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HI-SEAS  

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In this episode, Dean asks Simon to stare into the void as they examine the blackest ever black then Simon informs Dean of a local man’s special vehicular service. Finally, all the stars are recognised when Wikipedia randomly delivers an article about a short-lived American telly programme. 

Article on the squabbling about Vantablack and Black 3.0 - https://www.wired.com/story/vantablack-anish-kapoor-stuart-semple/  

Pay a man to race you and lose - https://imgur.com/8WGXNRq and https://imgur.com/8u7X75C  

Wikipedia – The $treet - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Street_(2000_TV_series)  

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In this episode, Simon and Dean assess a machine designed to make the laborious sandwich making task easier and then they have a look at a device to help their hair come back. Finally, two old friends return to weigh in on Australia’s electricity sector and the animals within. 

Sandwich making device – https://www.facebook.com/reel/1237007297610903  

Baldness helmet - https://www.temu.com/uk/------stimulation---use--109-pcs--promotes---and---g-601099691897752.html?_oak_mp_inf=EJjn8Oym1ogBGgpwZHp1dWVldGRnIJL%2F26WpMg%3D%3D&top_gallery_url=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.kwcdn.com%2Fproduct%2Ffancy%2Fc1aa6a42-734e-4b63-9c64-ae259fdb15b3.jpg&spec_gallery_id=4543009950&refer_page_sn=15498&refer_source=0&freesia_scene=2&_oak_freesia_scene=2&_oak_rec_ext_1=MjQxMTk&refer_page_el_sn=223143&_x_vst_scene=adg&_x_ads_channel=bing&_x_ads_sub_channel=search&_x_ads_account=176283025&_x_ads_set=521332827&_x_ads_id=1319416350125030&_x_ads_creative_id=82463751192700&_x_ns_source=o&_x_ns_msclkid=980b68bf6e4f16e93de70fb0e4b41ef3&_x_ns_match_type=p&_x_ns_bid_match_type=bb&_x_ns_query=weird%20products%20on%20amazon&_x_ns_keyword=weird%20product&_x_ns_device=c&_x_ns_targetid=kwd-82464660544105%3Aloc-188&_x_ns_extensionid=&refer_page_name=kuiper&refer_page_id=15498_1729071874811_bjawytzj84&_x_sessn_id=rjn5jcvatc  

Wikipedia - Electricity sector in Australia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity_sector_in_Australia  

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In this episode, Dean and Simon get rude and spooky as they discuss bedwear (were) for the head (headwear/were) and a truly disgusting fancy dress outfit. They finish off with a Wikipedia article on the scariest subject of all – tooooooools!!! 

Nightcap - https://www.theirishstore.com/uk/mens-cotton-flannel-nightcap-one-size 

Bum hole outfit (NSFW) - https://www.fancydress.com/products/bum-hole-costume 

Wikipedia – Storey Pole - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storey_pole 

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In this episode, Dean has a lovely time showing Simon a swimming pool he refused to use in Brussels and then Simon teaches him about how a horrible man started an English tradition. They finish off by opening the door to poets. 

The pool at the Jam Hotel, Brussels - https://www.smarksthespots.com/jam-hotel-pool-bar-restaurant-brussels/  

The Titchborne Dole 1959 video - https://www.facebook.com/BBCArchive/videos/1949-newsreel-tichborne-dole/618650065320273/  

The Titchborne Dole 2011 video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9zgLpOqA1w  

The Titchborne Dole 1957 video - https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?&q=the+tichborne+dole&&mid=4C5FF189B310DC3353684C5FF189B310DC335368&&FORM=VRDGAR  

Wikipedia – José Montoya - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Montoya  

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In this episode, Dean and Simon learn some survival techniques and then they take a seat at the monkey buffet. They finish off the episode by finding out about a ‘new’ dessert. 

Five-Minute Crafts UK’s Camping Hacks and Survival Guide -  https://www.facebook.com/5min.crafts.uk/videos/camping-hacks-survival-tips/393756080211878/  

Monkey Buffet Festival Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLxgaTMN8MM  

Wikipedia – Chhoah Peng - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chhoah-peng  

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In this episode, Dean reports on the filth he found in the woods again and then Simon shows Dean a pillow that is in doubly bad taste. The Random Wikipedia Article Section arrives to provide them with an opportunity to accuse a Brazilian bus company of fraud. 

Dean’s photo’s from the woods - https://imgur.com/vmbRomd , https://imgur.com/LWoEj4X and https://imgur.com/gKgj9hF  

Pillow - https://www.amazon.com/AOYEGO-Chloroform-Background-Decorative-Cushion/dp/B08M993P1N/ref=mp_s_a_1_46?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.hO0wPIN0citlrpcczX0RQwR0FXBacaLojQODVUSduL8NxzPtnBt4JB4BSXf7tTbgyyVL5XXh-yubxKgxQRYqLtcZRXRJ0CjGYGH8ClU9OJDTOsmmKT-uGtJyM1tGVPG02DegXKMl0D3t5S4oJ8WRm8L8VPum1KxC-cFfuFrJgMLdU9rmiG8k9VyYTikB8SqGmB9SL0tjM4qa4G5wgnh9zg.y1JMFbBCq9LpE-x7NxNGb4t8qwaeoX5wqosameiC4ok&dib_tag=se&keywords=weird+house+items&qid=1727085054&sr=8-46  

Wikipedia – Carbuss - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbuss  

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