Stephanie accidentally cuts Jesse's hair and his reaction is.... really unsettling?! Alyssa and Paige also talk about their own experiences getting their hair cut by people they know, and lookism in Hollywood. Listen now!!

WE ARE BACK FOREVER. Alyssa and Paige talk about how D.J. is a LIAR. They also get into Alyssa's dynamic with her own sisters and Andrea Barber (aka Kimmy Gibbler)'s mention of her encounter with Paige in her incredible memoir.

Danny is obsessed with Joey paying back an old debt and Jesse is obsessed with being Elvis but also ashamed of it. We think Danny's the one who should be ashamed! We also talk about the latest update in the college admissions cheating scandal and our own ~college days~!!

The Tanners use lies and manipulation to get Uncle Jesse to come home, which we don't find very Tanner-like! We also talk about which presidential candidates we think the characters would vote for! 

In this episode, a canceled Disneyland trip prevents Jesse from getting laid - he does NOT handle it well!

Warning: This episode opens with a voice memo of us reading our notes on the show, and the quality is very bad. It will be over quickly.

We're back! In this episode, D.J.'s stoked when her favorite cousin Steve, yes, Steve, comes for a visit. She is less stoked when she realizes that he's suddenly really into sports... and so is everyone else? It doesn't make any sense! But we love it!

Note: This episode was recorded in June, but we can assure you that our takes are more relevant than ever. 

Danny wants to go on his first date since Pam died, but D.J. is not having it. Stephanie isn't either, but she's sort of too young to understand why. Lots of heavy stuff! Luckily we have special guest Thayer Frechette around to lighten the mood!

After Phyllis Diller (very innocently) destroys Joey's first big chance at stand-up stardom, he decides to throw away his comedy career and work at a bank. We'll see what his good friends Jesse and Danny have to say about that! 

When Carl Tart was five years old, he wrote a letter to Stephanie Tanner because he wanted to be her friend. She never wrote back, because she's a fictional character, but we still wanted to talk to him about it!! We also talked about the episode we watched, which was mostly about being itchy, but it also featured Danny's first-ever parenting mistake!!!

Where would you be without our hot takes on the, uh, situation? For this episode, we skipped ahead to season 2 episode 2, Tanner vs. Gibbler, aka ol' Lor's intro ep. Juicy!