Sharting. It's a messy and uncomfortable, but grossly universal issue. This week, Tommy and Lucy w(h)ine about shart varietals, shart prevention, and the relationship between booze and sharting.

Featuring special guests Holly Stauder Stacey, Emily Rohm, Daniel Louden Stock, and Sarah Wright Winner.

Wine of the Week: ChocoVine

Porn. We all know it, some of us love it (ok, most of us). But how much do we know about audio porn?

In this episode, Tommy and Lucy delve into the world of audio porn. They discuss audiobooks, the history of phone sex, toys, and their personal involvement in the industry. Plus special bonus feature: erotic madlibs!

Wine of the Week: Gruet Sauvage Sparkling Rosé

In this episode, Tommy and Lucy explore the sometimes seedy, frequently demoralizing, occasionally uplifting, and always hilarious world of side hustles.

Wine of the Week: Broc Cellars Eaglepoint Ranch Counoise 2018

In the inaugural episode, Tommy and Lucy go on a riotous romp through New Orleans while guzzling the wine of the week, Lioco's Indica Red Blend.

Join Tommy and Lucy, two aspiring retirees and amateur winos, for a biweekly bender as they pop a cork and pour over that shitshow we call life. Pull up a chair, grab your wine of the week, and find out Why We’re Wine-ing!