On the (re)inaugural episode of Whyte Noise, actor Michael Judson Berry and comedian Chelsea Jacobson welcome Ryan Wilder to the show! 

Michael and Ryan each have 10 minutes to educate our host, Chelsea, on the word tightrope. Based on no criteria whatsoever, Chelsea will then choose a winner! Eventually, whomever wins the most episodes will receive the coveted “Hymen Trophy.” 

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Chelsea Jacobson | Michael Judson Berry | Ryan Wilder

No truckin' way! This is White Noise, idiot! 

Paris and Michael each have 10 minutes to rant and ramble on trucks. Chelsea will then pick a winner and be one step closer to winning the prestigious "Hymen Trophy." 

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Amazing! Michael and Paris each have 10 minutes to ramble about "The Amazing Race." Chelsea will then pick a winner! Whomever wins the most episodes will one day take home the coveted "Hymen Trophy." 

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Into World War II and tucking? Boy, do we have the show for you! 

On our dumb little podcast, each week Paris and Michael teach Chelsea about a different topic. She'll pick a winner and get nothing. Then, they'll do it all over again! 

Todays topic: it's in the title idiot! 

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It's our first episode of White Noise. Every week, Paris and Michael have 10 minutes each to teach Chelsea about a different subject. 

Today's inaugural topic: horses, of courses! They cover all things egg nog to hymens. 
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