Wide Load

this week we chat: gooning, kier starmer, james charles, and charli xcx's rock music... plus whatever else we felt like MWUAH x

love u all

xoxo

depeche load and beef stroganoff

ps. sorry i fkd up the audio and didn’t record dl’s mic… so it sounds a little chopped love beef <3

Depeche Load and Beef Stroganoff, east Londons most iconic meme admin/bottom duo, are riding a high off having possibly the biggest (widest) fave revel ever. This week chatting: being adored by reply guys and Green Party canvassers alike, if girls needs a non-binary reboot, and why runners should just give it up already. PLUS your agony unc’s are handing out some objectively bad advice. enjoy x

Is it the trade reveal of the century? depeche load and beef stroganoff are posting face on main cause we felt a little fierce… chatting all the wide load classics - clocking non binary tea, making sweeping generalisations about people’s sexuality and promoting fat supremacy, and no supermarket, MAFs star or gaycels are safe. the masks have been unceremoniously thrown in the bin never to be seen again, enjoy x

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wide load welcomes Polari Labs, the divas behind the ball catching every bottom’s attention on social media. Henry Blest (bottom), and Anna Vybornova (top), join DL and Beef for an education in all things anal. The duo some are calling the oppenheimer of anal are here to bring queer science to the forefront no straight men’s butts will be left untouched if they succeed. We chat microbial loads, russian bears (hello), f*sters, poop, and of course, the a-ball

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Depeche load and Beef Stroganoff are back - asking do you fierce for lumberjacks? and is the bear face hot? Find out if DL showed Beef their n*des at the pub and if YOU should you be swapping n*des with your friends. PLUS we spill on being f*ggy kids, tucking at 10 years old, and why you shouldn’t be so quick to skip a they in your babies pronouns.

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This week DL and Beef went on field trips to the cinema to see much discussed Charlie xcx mockumentary, The Moment, and THE groundbreaking documentary on an*l s*x from Polari Labs. Breaking down how bringing anal to straight men could potentially solve world peace, we revisit the much discussed A-ball from episode one, and we talk some of your embarrassing bottoming stories. Then DL wakes up their paddington trauma by way of miss Charli xcx, safe to say we are both expecting our free le creuset in the mail very soon.

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Czech Hunter Schafer: 911 - Tiny coquettish doll (@czechhunterschafer) is admiring her perfectly fine eyebrows on the corner of Chaser Avenue and Passing Place when two big fat local gay bears (Depeche Load and Beef Stroganoff) put a mic into her hand and a mask onto her head to participate in this incredibly fierce and extremely gag episode of wide load. Worlds collide as dolls and bears unite to appropriate c*m d*mp culture and address the most pressing issues of our time - where are the chasers? are transgender aliens all the same? can a meme lead to the downfall of society? can a meme get you trade? and who tf keeps inviting t*na to the afters? … an episode can only contain so much fierceness, so head to Tea Slur for part 2 x

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love is in the air... to celebrate valentines day DepecheLoad and Beef chat queer love, addison rae's plan to tackle situationships AND give u relationship advice on the wide load love line...

should you stay with your shit boyfriend for his FIERCE c*ck? did we ghost you on Grindr? What to do if the police catch you cruising? Being called daddy for the first time?

OR the age old question: do you have to tip your delivery driver if you gave him head? 

Plus, we delve into what it means to be culturally queer, being friends with everyone you’ve shagged, and how to get your bf to bottom. Happy valentines, now go have a fierce w*nk to celebrate x

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gag it - DL and Beef are back for our 10th load! of course we’re chatting cutting edge queer news like…. the Beckham feud (??), rumination on 2016, and the holy trinity of personality traits for aged out twinks: Tom of Finland, AI Liza Minnelli, and The Traitors. TW: Clock, gag, boots, gloves, fierce, mug, de*pthroating (no teeth), and beef crying over Zac Polanski.

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Mama it's time for a life update with Beef Stroganoff and Depeche Load - talking Tyra Sanchez vs. RuPaul, Icelandic trade vs. Welsh trade, home town Grindr vs. cemetery cruising, Depeche Load vs. ozempic and Trisha Paytas vs. the world! grab your fiercest wig and save a DAFF from the twink afters - it's time for wide load x

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stay wide x