This isn't an episode so much as it is an apology. Some technical difficulties have made releasing this week impossible, we will be back next Monday!

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This week Fishstick's Top Pick Topics take a turn for body horror, The Brofessor helps a dynastically-minded Incestry.com customer, Lulu reviews poo-poo, and Mulch dishes details about Putin and dildos on wall street. It's utter garbage, and also LATE. We're really sorry for the late part, but more sorry for you for listening to it.

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If this is the first episode you're listening to because it has "McElroy" in the title, I would strongly advise you to instead listen to Episode 18 first. It's much better than this one.

This centrifuge of sycophancy keeps on spinnin', and more dumb stuff keeps seeping out. Join Fishstick as he talks about nice smells and his McElroy obsession, The Brofessor helps someone who found themselves framed, Lulu reviews something you've probably walked all over, and Mulch digs up the dirt on bear parties.

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CW: VERY VERY INAPPROPRIATE AND VULGAR POTTY HUMOR. This entire episode should be thrown in a dumpster and burned. Burn the dump down too while you're at it. So much potty humor. The entire episode gets phallically derailed from the get-go, so don't say I didn't warn you. Also tune in for whale candles, Salvador Dali Scratch-n-Sniffs, life tips, Viagra lobbyists, missing feet, and other...oddities. Technical difficulties lead to some audio problems, but we've done our best to mitigate that.

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Thanks to our first real listener submissions, this episode is chock full of totally messed up goofs. Fishstick dives into creepy nursery rhymes and private insights, The Brofessor talks about French ballin', Lulu reviews something we don't do enough, and Mulch tells a story about nuking urine. Add in one (unfortunately) reccurring character, and you've got this weeks show!

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Another Monday, another hour's worth of stupid blather from four moronic morning show hosts. This week they discuss how to improve (or ruin) various sports, dish the dirt on their worst lies, give advice to a crazy cat man, investigate audible medical malpractice, and reveiw that face that you make when you're not making a face.

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Well this is...an episode. Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, these guys throw up a real brick. Tune in this week for talk about moist funerals, tips for improving your thigh muscles, some voyeuristic review schtick, and the bleeding edge of aquatic science. It's a recipie for disaster that dissappoints at every turn.

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Episodes like this are the reason disclaimers exist. Don't listen to anything these guys say. You will probably not get that keg deposit back, no matter how 'dope' the video turns out. This morning, these morons discuss flaky friends, Fishstick's Phallus (unfortunately), and FDR! There's even a little VeggieTales-esque sing along in here. Turn back now.

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Oh boy, here we go. Strap into the dentist's chair and prepare to have your ears flossed. Learn just how horrible our morning show cast is while they talk about eating pets, hiding from the EPA, marital mistrust, and some cutting edge science.

We also secured some pretty interesting advertisers for this one.

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This was recorded in the same session as our first episode. That is to say, our first session ever. We've changed direction, format, and everything from 3 onwards. Again, only leaving this here for backstory/beginnings purposes. You've been warned.

Enjoy some really off the wall worldbuilding in Fishstick's Top Pick Topics, two particularly sensitive issues in the Brofessor's Life De-Stresser, and A veeeeryy big misunderstanding that Mulch seems to have about the world.

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