Max is away in NYC with his racist mom, and Glenna is lost in a snowy drift, so Mariya, Natalie and Spencer & Evan kick the show off by discussing Valentine's Day. Then, Glenna arrives and the fun continues with more about life, love, and truth.

Glenna is out for a sleep study. Illustrator and comedian Nick Stadler joins Mariya and Spencer in the Los Feliz studio as they Skype into DC headquarters to talk with Max and Natalie about racism, moms, religion, and eating voyeurism. 

Mariya reconnects with her DC crew for the first "normal" LA-based episode and she is fully of righteous rage about Steven Seagal's friendship with Vladimir Putin, the Dalai Lama being a hypocritical dick, and George Zimmerman's very existence. Mariya also decides Woody Allen is no longer her favorite writer/director and encourages everyone with any shred of human decency to abandon him as well. Max has a basic bitch encounter with a former lover, which inspires an impromptu dramatic reading from Glenna and Natalie. Plus, Natalie's news.

Mariya, abandoned by her usual crew, sits down in her new living room in LA with friends Evan Kessler, Gary Kohn, and Kay Marvin to tell the audience about her move and settling into life in LA. The impromptu ensemble quickly gels and the conversation easily flows through fun topics like the forces at work in the universe and whether a man's personality betrays his penis size. 

Mariya is emotional about her last in-studio show in DC before leaving for LA. Mariya's friend Sean Joyce joins the usual crew to discuss relationships, sex, and bronies. 

Mariya makes a big announcement. Max and Mariya have had run-ins with the same bully in the local comedy scene. Mariya takes off her bra. Surprising health benefits of sex. Natalie's news. 

Mariya's friend gets random voicemails from the seedy underworld of trailer park prostitution. Guest Jennifer Tress answers questions about her book "You're Not a Pretty Enough" teaching us about relationships, sexuality, betrayal and redemption. Max remains the voice of male reason. Natalie's news: a big goes on a hunger strike, North Carolina is run by idiots, and MORE! 

***PROMO ONLY*** Mariya sits down with her friends Spencer and Evan in Los Angeles to finish as much of the Dad Weed gift as possible while discussing the logistics of running a cuddle business.

Addressing the fallout from last week's revealing episode, Mariya, Max and Glenna explore the concept of Basic Bitches. Max has his own run-in with a basic bitch. A meditation on pornographic selfies. Natalie is out for the night but pre-recorded some great news stories. 

This week we discover that Mariya is an actual Disney® character and Natalie delivers more controversial news stories. Max has a date.