What are Rom and Tom’s Wikifeet ratings? Can you play Football Manager and still have time to make humous? And who’s been taking Pro Plus in the club?

The guys kick off with an apology for the amount of penis chat, rebel against allegations of corporate greed, and Romesh tries to talk about meditating but somehow ends up somewhere else entirely.

Tom goes into detail about the spider bite on his foot, and erections turn out to be more of a running theme than anyone planned.

Childish? Wolf and Owl? Never.

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