WELCOME TO DINGUS! In this episode Elise and Ted explore the wild west that some might call Kentucky. S/O to our Wikipedia podcast cousins SongSalad (@songsaladcast), Wikiship Down (@Wikishipdown) and Wiki Wiki What (@wikiwikiwhatpodcast)!! Take a listen, they're great!! Choice QUESTIONS: Why is Ted getting bees in case he gets cancer? Will the Europeans get mad at us for not understanding France? Who gets to name the towns in Kentucky and how do we suggest new names?

Some days, you just need a scary uncle to talk some sense into you with his uncomfortably direct, trademark line. Ted and Elise found that in Horace Mann. We’ll tell you that much.

Hey, everybody! How was your break? Yeah? Good. Glad to hear it. Now we get to say our words. This week, we debuted a new segment of the show: Article Matchmaker! Ted and Elise dug up some ol’ dinosaur bones and tried to get them to kiss. Nice. Choice Topics: Glue-Sniffing Child Justice, Garmo’s Stavin’, Cross Country Potato Boy, Field Day Longing, Dino Dating

Happy Turkey, every-dang-body! We hope everybody’s having a good time slurping down gravy and politely conversing with their loved ones. If you’re not with your loved ones, we’ll assume that you’re either staying thankful solo-style, or you’re thankful to not be with your family. Either way? This is a good ep. Nice. Choice Topics: Thanksgiving. Food stories. Turkey. Football. Basketball? Satellite dishes. Who knows. Have a good holiday, signed Ted

Happy Turkey, every-dang-body! We hope everybody’s having a good time slurping down gravy and politely conversing with their loved ones. If you’re not with your loved ones, we’ll assume that you’re either staying thankful solo-style, or you’re thankful to not be with your family. Either way? This is a good ep. Nice. Choice Topics: Thanksgiving. Food stories. Turkey. Football. Basketball? Satellite dishes. Who knows. Have a good holiday, signed Ted

Ted and Elise woke up this week to a whole new world. There are no rules. There are no assurances. This is Fighter World. Choice Topics: Elise’s Cars Fancast, Savage Maryland, Dr. Richard (Dick) Stanton-Jones D.Sc(Hon), FEng, M.A., M.Sc., CEng., Starbucks Chat with Those WikiTwins, Drink Star Wars, Learning thru Music, Quiet WikiTwin Babies, CAC Winjeel, Excited for Elephants

Oy. Last night, huh? Yeesh. Let’s try to figure out what we’re gonna do now. What I know is: we’ve got a heaping helping of good articles and good conversation lined up for you. Let us be your distraction, if you so need it.

Hey! Wake up! It’s the day after Halloween, buddy! Feelin’ alright? Here, let’s make you a nice cup of WikiQuest. Ted and Elise will cure what ails you if it’s the last thing any of us ever do! (That last bit is a vague reference to death, which is a key element of Halloween.) Choice Topics: Bowling with Obama, Cool Grandma, Kids: Skip Church & Play Jenga, Adam & Steve, Punish Zone, Dead Peoples’ Court, Good Ghost Slimer, Blastfurnace Man, Lists, Betsy CAN Be A Fitness Trainer, Mr. Reflector, Best in Shirt, Spydentity

Ted and Elise figure it all out on the first installment of Baby WikiQuest’s Mini Juniors! It’s like a small WikiQuest that you can fit in your pocket to save for later, for ~secret eating~! The rapscallions discuss destroying their parents’ cassette tapes, escaped hermit crabs, Jim Dale, failed field days, and more!

Ted and Elise figure it all out on the first installment of Baby WikiQuest’s Mini Juniors! It’s like a small WikiQuest that you can fit in your pocket to save for later, for ~secret eating~! The rapscallions discuss destroying their parents’ cassette tapes, escaped hermit crabs, Jim Dale, failed field days, and more!