"Calvin and Hobbes: where are they now?"

"What if Dr. Seuss got into porn?"

WILD SPECULATION IS BACK! After a brief hiatus (sorry) the boys are back! This week, Brandon and Henry welcome special guest Rose Finn to ruin your childhoods. Is there ANY topic they can't make awkward and sexual? So pull out your Calvin and Hobbes books and your Dr. Seuss memorabilia and get ready to shake your head in shame and disgust! Oh yes, Wild Speculation is definitely back!

"How realistic is Jurassic Park?"

"Which movies are due for sexy remakes?"

Die-no-saurs! Dino DNA! Naked Brandon and Henry running around holding hands!  All this and much, much more on this week's episode. What wasn't right about Jurassic Park and its sequels? What movies need some young, fresh meat? How do you get a horse to look like it's talking? These are the tough questions and Wild Speculation has the RIGHT answers! 

"Which time travel movie is most realistic?"

"What should we put in a modern time capsule?"

The future is unknown. The future is scary. The future is...full of Tony Shalhoub rat people? Henry and Brandon and returning guest host Chris look into the world of tomorrow and talk about how future generations can learn from past. Also, they talk about You've Got Mail. A lot. 

"Which superheroes would make the best and worst lovers?"

"What if our government was run by superheroes?

Superheroes! Again! Yes, Wild Speculation likes talking about the stars of the comic book page. But this week, Henry and Brandon are putting them in a real world context. Quite simply, the guys want to know how well these boys and girls bang. Also, which of our heroes would run the country? Superheroes in government? Stranger things have happened!

Wait, nothing stranger has happened. 

"What's being kept at Area 51?"

"What pop culture alien is the realest?"

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Wild Speculation is celebrating extra-terrestrials this week and Brandon and Henry are playing the parts of Mulder and Scully. Though they're both believers so techincally they are playing the parts of Mulder and...well, Mulder. Or maybe Mulder and Skinner? Well, maybe Henry is Mulder and Brandon is Robert Patrick for those couple seasons he was on. One thing's for sure: neither of them are the Cigarette Smoking Man because Henry and Brandon are HEALTHY boys! 

"Who are the smartest celebrties?"

"What if celebrities had to work regular jobs?"

This week, Brandon and Henry continue this conversation about famous people. Like the rest of America, they are seemingly obssessed with these millionaires who entertain us. But what if they WEREN'T millionaires? What if they worked at the corner market or your school or Sears? Would you buy a washing machine from Denzel Washington? You're god damn right you would!

"Which celebrities are going to run for political office?"

"Who are the dumbest celebrities?"

Celebrites: you know 'em, you love 'em (DO you love 'em?) and they are a vital part of the fabric of society. So of course they should all run for political office! But don't worry, before they do that Henry and Brandon are going to list some of the dumbest celebrities on Earth. You're on notice, celebs! Finally, the internet is taking you to task. 

"What is the internet's greatest accomplishment?"

"What is the next big internet phenomenon?"

Wild Speculation's brief hiatus is over and the show is back with an Internet-centric episode. Since this is a podcast, EVERY episode is technically Internet-centric but even moreso this time. The guys talk about the powers of the web and marijuana. They also really, really lambast the mall they grew up with. Trust us, if you ever see this mall you will totally understand.  

"What do current observances have to do with holidays?

"Who would America ressurect?"

As we all know, Wild Speculation is a very religious podcast. That's why this episode features Brandon and Henry discussing Jesus, Passover, Easter, resurrection and the commercializtion of religion. These are very important topics so who better to explore them than two drunk loudmouthes who know nothing? Heaven help us!

"What is the next big heatlh fad?/Which is the strongest movie monster?"

This episode features a lot: conversations about meth, Mars, The Daily Show and the Mothman. It also features the most instances of the word "pussy" in Wild Speculation history. Oh yes, Brandon, Henry and special guest Manny Lozano get real nasty this week. Boys will be boys. Boys will be embarrsingly childish, immature boys.