Will and Matt

Let's walk like an Egyptian through an intergalactic portal through the stars... almost like a gate... through stars... maybe one could say it is a... Star... gate...
Get ready for the most patriotic movie not made by Paul Verhoeven!

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STARGATE
dir. Roland Emmerich
starring: Kurt Russell; James Spader; Jaye Davidson

Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs steps behind the lens to bring us Quiet Fire! An action packed movie? Or a disaster waiting to happen? Who cares when Robert Z'Dar is in it!

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QUIET FIRE
dir. Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
starring: Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs; Nadia Marie; Lance Lindsay

Matt went ahead and watched the first one before watching this one...
Will did not...
And both of them were starting fresh because this sequel has nothing to do with the original (which we will be covering later on). So tune in to whatever this movie is because it's wild and hilarious (we'd like to think intentionally, but we all know better.) 

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EXCESSIVE FORCE II: FORCE ON FORCE
dir. Jonathan Winfrey
starring: Stacie Randall; Dan Gauthier

For the 200th episode of Missing in Action:
Originally titled Drunken Master II and released in 1994, it would later hit America in 2000 as Legend of Drunken Master. Jackie Chan was born to be a world famous star, and this sequel to the the 1978 film (also starring Chan), sees him return as folk hero Wong Fei Hung (also played by Jet Li in the far more dramatic wuxia film Once Upon a Time in China.) 

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LEGEND OF DRUNKEN MASTER (aka, DRUNKEN MASTER II)
dir. Lau Kar-Leung
starring: Jackie Chan; Anita Mui; Ti Lung

First, there are multiple films called Riot from the 90s... so rest assured, this is the one done by Joseph "Las Vegas Pizzeria" Merhi that starred Gary Daniels and Sugar Ray Leonard...
Secondly, want to learn who was really behind the L.A. Riots? Well, Gary Daniels is about to find out... because... sure, why not?

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RIOT
dir. Joseph Merhi
starring: Gary Daniels; Sugar Ray Leonard; Paige Rowland

The Boz is back... and so is Bruce Payne from Warlock III... in a weirdly disjointed action drama... let's roll the hawk screech sound effects!

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ONE MAN'S JUSTICE
dir. Kurt Wimmer
starring: Brian Bosworth; Bruce Payne; Jeff Kober

A buddy cop sequel about Jim Belushi and a dog? Clearly this is going to be peak action! We also discuss potentially bringing justice to Jim Belushi's name. 

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K-911
dir. Charles T. Kanganis
starring: Jim Belushi; Christine Tucci; Wade Williams

Every now and again we get a movie that absolutely blows us away... this IS that movie... 

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ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA
dir. Tsui Hark
starring: Jet Li; Rosamund Kwan; Biao Yuen

A comical and yet sweet (?) action film that may be too much of a cartoon for its own good. Hackman, Aykroyd, and DeLuise star.

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LOOSE CANNONS
dir. Bob Clark
starring: Gene Hackman; Dan Aykroyd; Dom DeLuise

What could possibly be bad about an action film where Mickey Rourke plays Harley Davidson and Don Johnson plays The Marlboro Man? Absolutely nothing, obviously.

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HARLEY DAVIDSON AND THE MARLBORO MAN
dir. Simon Wincer
starring: Mickey Rourke; Don Johnson; Tom Sizemore