Will and Matt

Will and Matt don't want to close their eyes, they don't even want to fall asleep, because they don't want to miss a thing about this 1998 banger about oil drillers going to space, using animal crackers during foreplay, and unnecessarily putting Gatling guns on space transports... because if anyone can weaponize space, it's our man, Mikey B.!!

Come celebrate our 100th episode ever, with ARMAGEDDON!!

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ARMAGEDDON
dir. Michael Bay
starring: Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Billy Bob Thornton

Will and Matt round out 1997 amid the massive heat wave known as Volcano!

Topics in this lesson include:
- Old Man Jones
- Old Man Jones yelling at things...
- Solving racial tension in the only way that the 90's could pretend to do!

So grab some water and pull up a seat, stay hydrated and avoid this heat, because Will and Matt are about to get hot -- like, as in, degrees...   

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VOLCANO
dir. Mick Jackson
starring: Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche, Don Cheadle

Final boarding call for this Christmas trash'terpiece!!

Get ready for the most Christmas movie since Die Hard and unwrap your gifts full of script "twists", makeshift landing gear options, and Hector Elizondo as Will and Matt get together for a Ray Liotta Christmas!!

DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!

TURBULENCE
dir. Robert Butler
starring: Ray Liotta, Lauren Holly, Hector Elizondo

Will and Matt have their best idea yet about Paul Rudd and discuss what might be the most interesting adaptation of a Superman comic... ever... to feature Shaq and Judd Nelson!

DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!

STEEL
dir. Kenneth Johnson
starring: Shaquille O'Neal, Annabeth Gish, Judd Nelson

Will and Matt are just ready to rip the Band-Aid off to discuss stopping boats, swinging on cruises, and Jason Patric's performance in Speed 2: Cruise Control!

DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!

SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL
dir. Jan de Bont
starring: Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric, Willem Dafoe

Will and Matt take on Todd McFarlane's Spawn!!
Topics from the afterlife include:
-Pixelated infernos
-How to tell if your boss is evil
-And the eternally evil Male'Balogna!

DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!

SPAWN
dir. Mark A.Z. Dippé
starring: Michael Jai White, John Leguizamo, Martin Sheen

Will and Matt are here to discuss cheese, day drinking, and notes on kissing Elisabeth Shue, while they discuss the Val Kilmer led spy film, The Saint!

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THE SAINT
dir. Phillip Noyce
starring: Val Kilmer, Elisabeth Shue, Rade Šerbedžija

Will and Matt survived another week only to face their worst enemy yet... Mortal Kombat: Annihilation!! They are here to discuss homemade costumes, James Remar's Christopher Lambert, and centaurs because why not?

This is Annihilation and it may just finish them.  

DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!

MORTAL KOMBAT
starring: Robin Shou, James Remar, Talisa Soto
dir. John R. Leonetti

Welcome to the COVID episode...
Will and Matt discuss Dodge Caravans, clock radios, and the best potential for a GIF ever... all the while providing some very sound life advice.

DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!

THE JACKAL
dir. Michael Caton-Jones
starring: Bruce Willis, Richard Gere, Sidney Poitier

One face, two face, Cage face, "ooh-oooh" face...
Will and Matt discuss the epically double meaning titled film Face/Off as only they can... by referencing Sweet Baby Ray's,  having heart attacks in a room with Travolta and Will comes up with the most itchy loose hair scenario in the world.

DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!

FACE/OFF
dir. John Woo
starring: John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Gina Gershon