Will and Matt

Let's dip our toes back into the Pyun'iverse! with this movie about the worst kickboxers who say they are the best -- which in all fairness, everything Albert Pyun touched was the BEST!

DISCLAIMER: Language, Spoilers, and Chicken Nuggies!

BLOODMATCH

dir. Albert Pyun

starring: Thom Matthews; Hope Marie Carlton; Marianne Taylor

Remember in the 90's when Hollywood thought they could make Hitchcock better? Sure you do, but you tried to forget, well, we're here to remind you!

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A PERFECT MURDER

dir. Andrew Davis

starring: Michael Douglas; Gwyneth Paltrow; Viggo Mortensen

An American adaptation of the hit manga from Japan -- Guyver? More like McGuyver, am-i-right? 

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THE GUYVER

dir. Screaming Mad George, Steve Wang

starring: Mark Hamill; Jack Armstrong; Vivian Wu

To kick off our next series (24th!) -- we are looking into an overlooked sci-fi action film from one of the 90's genre favorites, Roland Emmerich. Set upon a 44th Moon Mining Colony and starring that guy from Fright Night, this film has so many prop helicopters and packs of cigarettes it would make your father proud. 

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CW/TW: MOVIE CONTAINS SA

MOON 44

dir. Roland Emmerich

starring: Michael Pare; Dean Devlin, Malcolm McDowell

Repligator is the story of what happens when military science goes wrong -- and someone makes a straight to video semi-adult film out of it... 

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REPLIGATOR

dir. Bret McCormick

starring: Gunnar Hansen; Keith Kjornes; Randy Clower

The third 3 Ninjas film (and only one left for us to review... until we write our own)... is full of everything you've come to love in this wonderfully subpar series -- albeit without a depressed Hulk Hogan. It's got racial appropriation, it's got Tum Tum eating his way through pain, it's got pizza and martial arts, it's EVEN got Don Stark!

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3 NINJAS: KNUCKLE UP

dir. Shin Sang-ok

starring: Victor Wong; Charles Napier; Michael Treanor

Where else will you find a podcast about movies? Well, everywhere...

But where else will you find a podcast where two guys have a problem distinguishing between Thomas Jane and Aaron Eckhart?

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THURSDAY

dir. Skip Woods

starring: Thomas Jane; Aaron Eckhart; James LeGros

Chad McQueen (who once again, was Steve McQueen's son) stars alongside Gary Daniels in this film that definitely says it has to do with finding the cure for AIDS.

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FIREPOWER

dir. Richard Pepin

starring: Chad McQueen; Gary Daniels; The Ultimate Warrior

This isn't the Ryan Gosling one -- this is the 90's one -- with Mark Dacascos and Kadeem Hardison with a sprinkle of Brittany Murphy and it is -- fantastic.

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DRIVE

dir. Steve Wang

starring: Mark Dacascos; Kadeem Hardison; Brittany Murphy

Traci Lords is a photographer -- Kenickie from Grease is a cop -- and the director of 3 Ninjas Kick Back is [back] to bring us this tale of how cops were corrupt also in the 90's. 

DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!

A TIME TO DIE

dir. Charles T. Kanganis

starring: Traci Lords; Jeff Conaway; Richard Roundtree