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The Expert from 1995 stars Jeff Speakman, and that should sell this movie to you on its own... but it also has a James Brolin and Jim "Ernest" Varney! Ever wonder what would happen if you did an action film and add scenes from a horror film in an absolutely unbalanced plot? Wonder no more!!

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THE EXPERT
dir. Rick Avery; William Lustig
starring: Jeff Speakman; James Brolin; Jim Varney

Will and Matt had SO much fun covering the first and last of the franchise, they decided to go back and visit the second! The 3 Ninjas are at it again... except... well... it's only one of the kids who returned to his role, but hey, Victor Wong is still in it! This time the ninjas decided to mix their antics with baseball and a trip to Japan... and potentially smuggling people? 

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3 NINJAS KICK BACK
dir. Charles T. Kanganis
starring: Max Elliott Slade; Sean Fox; Evan Bonifant

Gina Davis and Matthew Modine in a pirate movie by Renny Harlin? What could possibly go wrong? Well... everything... Will and Matt review a film that tanked a studio!

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CUTTHROAT ISLAND
dir. Renny Harlin
starring: Gina Davis; Matthew Modine; Frank Langella

Drug Connection (Dark Society in the East), is a 1993 Japanese action film that has it all... Italian Mafia, drug dealers, and the Yakuza... all ready to duke it out in an explosive action film that kinda just gets crazier as it goes... just wait for the motorboat! 

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DRUG CONNECTION
dir. Shôkaku Baba
starring: Tomoya Akashi; Yuka Aoki; Chimaru Asata

Michael Biehn from Terminator and Park Joong-hoon from Nowhere to Hide face off against the Yakuza and a mafia led by Bob Pinciotti of That 70's Show... I mean that just sounds like it can't be bad... right? Right?

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AMERICAN DRAGONS/DOUBLE EDGE
dir. Ralph Hemecker
starring: Michael Biehn; Park Joong-hoon; Don Stark

Sean Penn takes a seat in the director's chair to bring us this drama (not action) starring Nicholson and Morse... Everyone get ready for a sad time!

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THE CROSSING GUARD
dir. Sean Penn
starring: Jack Nicholsonl; David Morse; Robin Wright

Will and Matt step into the bold and dark future of 1999, as presented by Kathryn Bigelow (Point Break) and James Cameron (Piranha 2, that one that was like Ferngully but with Smurfs?)... 

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 - ALSO, the film discussed does include some very graphic and trigger warning worthy content. Please be advised.

STRANGE DAYS
dir. Kathryn Bigelow
starring: Ralph Fiennes; Angela Bassett; Tom Sizemore

From Ernest Dickerson, comes a new vision on a classic tale... but whereas the original lacked the legendary action star Ice-T... this updated retelling of The Most Dangerous Game is full of it... 

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SURVIVING THE GAME
dir. Ernest Dickerson
starring: Ice-T; Rutger Hauer; Charles S. Dutton

Let's re-imagine the classic movie Die Hard, but instead of Bruce Willis we cast 1982 Playmate of the Year Shannon Tweed, and instead of Alan Rickman we cast Andrew Dice Clay... no, this isn't an April Fools joke... but it does feel like someone told us "Honey, we have Die Hard at home..." Join Will and Matt as they laboriously work through this disasterpiece of 90's cinema!

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NO CONTEST
dir. Paul Lynch
starring: Shannon Tweed; Andrew Dice Clay; Robert Davi

Ramblers... let's get ramblin'!
Will and Matt visit a 90's classic... a partnership between the brilliant Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino... listen as they discuss fangs, Michael Parks, and vampire business ventures.

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FROM DUSK TILL DAWN
dir. Robert Rodriguez
starring: George Clooney; Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis