Will You Accept This Roach?

Welcome back stoners! In episode 2, we get to meet this season's Justin, and boy, does she have great faces. Tahzjuan returns to judge a "bad bitch" contest, but isn't impressed with any of the women. Zatch keeps two women he doesn't seem to be interested in at all, and we can see that he's going to fake us out all season. Listen as we react to this episode while consuming the finest greenery!

Welcome back to the hellmouth known as the Bachelor! It's only the first episode and a girl already flipped out about not getting enough attention. She cried and it was beautiful. The contestants were all introduced, along with Sean Lowe, who can't be out in the sunlight. We got very stoned in this episode and there were many sparkly mermaid dresses.

It's that time again! After a 2-month hiatus, we are back and ready to serve you all some spicy stoner commentary on everyone's favorite heteronormative toxic dating show, where nothing ever changes and the fabricated drama continues flowing. We tried our best to make these contestants seem interesting, even though they're all as bland as white chocolate. Enjoy!

Happy holidays! We wanted to review a Christmas movie, but instead, we found a dark satire about a murderer on the set of the Bachelor! It did not disappoint, and was amazing while stoned! Have a listen, and stay tuned for our next episode!

The madness has finally come to an end! Two couples leave paradise together and two more get engaged...but does everyone stay together? We were not prepared for how toxic and brutal the ATFR would be! Stay tuned for High for the Holidays, where we get stoned and react to bad Christmas movies.

We're finally at part 1 of the finale and we are stoned and ready! Now that everyone is paired up, we get the last rose ceremony. The stakes are high and we see a breakup followed by a few more! Paradise ends, couples leave, and fantasy suites begin! Stay tuned for the ATFR ceremony and finale part 2!

Rachel and Gabby show up to share their wisdom as engaged (womp womp) women. The former Bachelorettes trash talk Logan with no regrets, Aaron and Genevieve fight about semantics yet again, and we get a Sadie Hawkins dance that sees 3 (!!) self-eliminations! Why are there so many choreographed dance sequences in this episode? We're not stoned enough!

Everyone continues to cry over Rodney, while not giving a doob about Eliza as she flies to Maryland to get Justin. Also, Mara-nara arrives and we can't believe she missed the Pizza-preneur! Another girl from Clayton's season no one remembers shows up to pursue Andrew , and Logan gets asked on ANOTHER date. Lets get stoned and watch!

Logan and Kate begin to rival Aaron and Genevieve as the most annoying couple on the beach. Kate and Logan share an over-the-top kiss in the rain, but then she wants him to "step it up," aka not be poor. Eliza makes her choice at the rose ceremony but quickly regrets it, and everyone cries so much it feels more like a funeral than paradise. Fire up those tearful doobs!

In this episode, Hayden (aka Rambo) reveals that he spent 6 figures on his dog, Kate is impressed by the money but little else, baby twins arrive on the beach, Aaron feels gaslit, and Eliza must choose between Rodney and Justin. We got so stoned during this shitshow!