Will You Accept This Roach?

Shanae and Jacob bond over teeth, Victoria contemplates Johnny and Alex, but first has to hang out in a sweat lodge and review her husband 'shopping list.' Justin mysteriously comes back to the beach, Genevieve cries, and Eliza takes a step back from Rodney. We're not stoned enough!

The switch has come to an end, and the women get to come back to "a very different beach." It's actually the same beach, but some guys have turned, including Creepy Kyle, Rodney, and Jacob. Shanae and Kate have a showdown, and then the new men show up, too! We are not stoned enough for this!

In this episode, two more girls fight over Creepy Kyle, and we are not stoned enough to even begin to understand it. Over at the hotel, Victoria shops for a husband, Brittany sets her sights on baby Tyler, and the other girls continue to cry. Listen as we poke fun at them all while indulging in the Bachelor Bud!

Father Palmer may have swapped the women, but in this episode, he also brings out new men! We were getting tired of their endless crying, for which there is not enough weed. Eliza and Rodney start getting cozy, and Lace returns to the beach to get some answers. Shanae sets her sights on yet another new guy, and Jacob proves that he's still super shallow. Fire up those doobies!

It's finally happening! The girls are sent off the island and other girls come to take their place...seems barbaric, but we are stoned and ready for this shit show. The girls are crying and the men are confused - are their relationships strong enough?!

In this episode, two former enemies join forces and bully Salley off the beach. Slytherin comes in hot and won't shut up about pizza, Jacob gets naked again, and Ashley and Jared finally have their boom boom time...not that anyone cares. Enjoy, stoners!

In the latest episode of this nightmare, Genevieve has to choose between Aaron and Justin, Rodney somehow gets pulled by Lace, and Ashley and Jared get waaaay too much screen-time. Wtf, we're not stoned enough to care about you!

Welcome back to the stoner schedule! In this episode, we have chaotic miscommunication, Victoria F sabotaging herself, Jacob deciding between 3 unappealing girls, Aaron and James' bromance reunion, and lots of crying! We also get to smoke our homegrown weed for the first time!

Welcome back to paradise! In this episode, two girls both like Logan/Creepy Kyle (for some reason), Genevieve sabotages her relationship with Justin, Romeo gets desperate, and Salley's vibrator makes an appearance. Father Palmer, give us a rose ceremony already!

We're back on the beach in paradise! In October! It's weird AF, but we're excited to see all our favourite trainwrecks again. We're definitely not stoned enough for these upside down bikini tops, STOP THIS MADNESS 🌳