Welcome back, stoners! In this episode, we get to see the men wear speedos, because Rachel and Gabby need to see their abs more than their personalities. Both ladies get their first 1:1 dates, and Rachel starts feeling like none of the men like her. Probably because next to Gabby, her dresses are ugly AF. We also talk about the dark upside-down universe of Bachelor Nation, Pilot Pete's 18 year-old bod, and name our new smoking machine!

Song: Cello Suite no 1 in G Major by J.S. Bach (Performed by Yo-Yo Ma) 

Holy smokes! This is the finale that just keeps on giving. Ham Clayton dumps his two sister wives, chases after another one, aaaand we get to see a very embarrassing proposal. The After the Final Rose is way out of left field, and we are legit speechless. Also, the next season is revealed, and we could not be more excited. Listen as we live react to this last episode, while stoned out of our minds.

It's the finale of this shitshow, part 1! In this episode, we see what becomes of the remaining two sister wives that Ham Clayton fell in love with. Spoiler alert: They both hate him, and we get to see them tell him off in very different ways. It's sad, but this whole season needed to end in flames. Fire up those doobies, because we're releasing a double episode! 

It's the Hometown episode! Ham Clayton goes to meet the families of his final four, and the previews really made it seem like something dramatic was going to happen. Spoiler alert: Nothing dramatic happened. At all. We have never seen a Hometown episode with less drama, and everyone cried (tears of happiness). One girl had to be let go, but we already knew that. This week is a double-feature, with our favorite episode of the season coming up first, The Women Tell All! Fire up those doobies!

In this episode, Ham Clayton starts hardcore eliminating, as next week are the hometown dates! Mara and Sarah are still fighting, and they both get a pretty villainous edit. The group goes to Vienna, and have a date featuring some heavy and awkward therapy. Serene gets some fireflies, Suzie gets some dresses, and Jessie makes an absolutely epic stoner snack. We also get into a very important discussion about chocolate and chicken, and we will not apologize for it! Stay stoned!