What's up stoners! Last episode ended with the start of a 2 on 1 between Shanae and Genevieve. Which one is the actress?! Ham Clayton has no clue, and we see him walking away like a sad little ham. Mara is gearing up to be the new villain, as she just keeps GIVING and can't get herself a man. Give it up, girl! Also, we cannot handle Ham Clayton's sweaters/zip-ups/hoodies anymore. Just STOP and wear a regular dress shirt for crying out loud. Lastly, we get a couple of the women ascending the staircase of love! Listen as we live react while partaking in the finest greenery.

This is a special episode for us Canucks, as the Bachelor is headed to Toronto! The 6! We recognized every spot from Ham Clayton and Serene's date, thanks to the debauchery we've personally experienced there. Ham Clayton wants to get to the bottom of the drama with Shanae, and despite literally every girl telling him to send her home, she manages to talk her way out of trouble, once again! This episode ends with a cliffhanger, and it's a 2-1 with Shanae vs. Genevieve...and they go to Niagara Falls! What's going to happen!? We're not stoned enough!

Happy holidays from the Bachelor Bowl! We obviously love weed and cheesy heteronormative romance, and what better way to indulge in both than watching Christmas rom-coms? In High for the Holidays, we react to Christmas in Evergreen, a movie so bad that it took on a life of its own after too many bong hits.

Welcome to the long-ass finale of Michelle's season! It's finally over, thank the Devil's lettuce. This kind of finale is the best, as it combines the final rose with the live version of After the Final Rose, and we love to watch the contestants watch themselves cry. There is so much goddamn crying in this episode, we had to get more stoned than usual to get through it. Tune in for our thoughts, and once you're done listening, make your way over to our High for the Holidays limited series.

It's the penultimate episode of the season, and you know what that means! That's right, it's Fantasy Suites, and Michelle gets to take Nayte, Joe and Brandon to Bone Town. Sadly, not all at the same time. Bach Nation is far too conservative for that, but we can dream. Listen as we hit a million tokes and react to this episode, while desperately hoping for some DRAMA (please).