Will You Accept This Roach?

It's the penultimate episode in paradise! The drama continues between Aaron and Ivan, and baby bro keeps digging himself deeper and deeper. Chelsea sets the record straight, while Cartoon Ed goes on a pity date with Mykenna, who is there for some reason. James the Box Guy finally gets to go on his first date, featuring human churros and snakes. Also, it's time for the Paradise Prom! Guys act like dicks and girls cry, because everyone in this show is in high school. We are not stoned enough for this nearly 3-hour episode!

In this episode, lots of couples get serious! Kenny and Mari have a sexy taco date, Serena P and Grocery Store Joe act way too cute, Riley cries, and we experience what is perhaps the biggest Bachelor fake-out in history. We are shocked and simultaneously impressed. Also! Two new guys show up - Cartoon Ed and Hot Demar! Who will they choose as their dates? Also, Tia asks her vagina for love advice, and Aaron gets into yet another fight. Listen as we unravel this crazy episode while partaking in some greenery.

The trouble continues to brew in Paradise, and we are not stoned enough! This week, the group banishes Pieper and Brendan, and some couples swap as the show comes to an end. We have no idea how many episodes are even left, as there are way too many people still on this beach, and half of them aren't even in relationships. Tammy and Tommy have a hard talk, a hurricane looms, and a few new guys show up for some reason! How much can we possibly smoke to get us through this!?

We're back with another episode! Titus Burgess swoops in as host, and invites only some of the contestants to a VIP party, to incite drama, of course. Chris sets his sights on Alana, leaving Jessenia in the dust. Kenny has a conversation with Mari, and Demi turns into a big crybaby. Chelsea joins the beach and Aaron once again loses a girl to his nemesis Thomas. Listen as tear apart this episode while partaking in some greenery!

A storm is brewing in paradise! Kendal shows up to confront Joe, Mari interferes with Kenny's harem, and Pieper finally appears! The plot thickens as Natasha gets blind-sided by Brendan, who will someday look like a crinkly bag of chips. Also, Noah is wearing way too many contrasting necklaces, and the relationships pre-paradise are getting more confusing by the minute. Listen as we watch this episode while partaking in the devil's lettuce!

Welcome back to Paradise, fellow stoners! This week, Tammy deals with the fallout of choosing Thomas over Aaron, and Mari and Demi are not happy with each other! Who knew that the oldest contestant on the beach would be the hottest commodity? A cake gets thrown in the fire, some gaudy jewelry makes an appearance, and some contestants make surprise exits. Also, a few unexpected new people show up! Have a listen to this episode, and don't forget to toke!

This week, we've got a double episode release, as the Bachelor Gods thought the universe needed 4 hours of content. So much happens in this episode! Thomas arrives, and the guys are not too happy. We're thrilled, though, as we need some new villain energy! Lance Bass is our new host,  everyone is wearing a crazy shirt, and we get pretty lit!

Welcome back to paradise! Some new contestants arrive, including the Demi God! She's here for the P and not the V, and she's ready to play the game. There are 14 women and 10 guys, and the guys have the roses this week. We get a couple of 1-1 dates, Queen V strikes out again, and David Spade makes his gracious exit. We really dive into the greenery in this episode (of course!) so please have a listen!

It's summertime in Bachelor Nation, and we finally have a new season of BIP! After the hiatus of last year, we once again get to see contestants from the past few seasons get drunk and make fools of themselves on a beach resort. Some fan favourites have returned, and we're not stoned enough for this shit! Queen V has turned into a Goddess, Brendan shows his neck, and Kenny the boyband manager won't wear pants. Also, David Spade!