Hello and welcome back, stoners! Michelle takes Clayton on a date, and we finally see the Porkchop blossom into a Ham, while crying a LOT. It's the Bachelor edit we all needed! Hipster Khal Drogo continues to give everyone creepy vibes, and Michelle rolls her eyes and shuts that shit down. Brandon visits Michelle's childhood home, and it's a pretty cute date, even if Brandon does look like a 17 year old. Our Bach Bowl News segment is devastating; we are so disappointed in Katie, and we will always love and protect our Tiger Cat. Stay tuned for Hometowns next week!