Will is back after getting hit with something that made him sick. Maybe it's the cold, maybe it's the flu, maybe go fuck yaself. Enjoy singing the 1983 classic Taco jawn called "Puttin On The Ritz" for the next week, you cunts.

This week, Paul actually stands up for the whites against the whites.

This week on the show... another fake former colleague gets exposed and people ask Paul for advice. Take THAT.

This week, Paul gets a dose of birth control... from kids hanging all over him.

We have a field correspondent from our 25th high school reunion, as Bill Tho joins the show. And cuckoo birds are assholes.

About "Thunday Brunch" last week... due to a mental health issue and technical difficulties, we are sorry we weren't able to do an episode for you. We will make it up. Have this week's episode early!

This week, Paul is suffering from repeated migraines. We talk about someone's secret life and it's wild.

This week on the show, we talk Scientology and gay cinema. Really.

As sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives. Or someone else's.

What are igloo twins? Care to find out? Can I stop you and share a word about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Son of Jod.