8 Year old Drove herself to Target across town, and went shopping.

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Man chops up his wife, throws her in the blender; claims self defense.

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Man was worried about the Repo Man.  So He made a Fake Bomb for his Front Seat.

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Governor Saves Man's life during a Lobster eating Contest.  Man keeps on Eating.  Also, convenience store worker assaults customer for taking too much nacho Cheese.

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Man Mails himself to his Ex-Girlfriends house to get his stuff back.  Also, don't keep your guns in the Oven.

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Co-Workers went to the mountains to climb a 14er.  They left someone behind.

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Neighbor puts up a sign saying that the people next door like Butt Stuff

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Man gets his jaw broken for playing the wrong songs on the JukeBox

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Man gets arrested for impersonating a Pizzeria.

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Woman, high on Pink Cocaine and claiming to be from the future, causes a car accident.  Plus we have an assault using Raviolis

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