Mailman delivers Package to the Wrong House, then runs over the Child who tries returning it

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Man wrecks a stolen car; tells police he was teleported into the car, and they saved him from the aliens.

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A Raccoon got trashed at a liquor store, then passes out in the bathroom.

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A man swallowed a Bic Lighter 25 Years ago.  Doctors just took it out, and it still works.

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A Rodeo Was Cancelled due to Horse Herpes

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An AI Teddy Bear will talk to your kids about sex and how to find knives

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Woman busted for speeding, on her way to Little Caesars before it closes...  in 12 hours.

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It's that time of year when the Iguanas are falling out of trees.

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Is that a Powertool in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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Another monkey has gotten loose.  This time in a Spirit Halloween store.

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