A Rodeo Was Cancelled due to Horse Herpes

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An AI Teddy Bear will talk to your kids about sex and how to find knives

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Woman busted for speeding, on her way to Little Caesars before it closes...  in 12 hours.

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It's that time of year when the Iguanas are falling out of trees.

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Is that a Powertool in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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Another monkey has gotten loose.  This time in a Spirit Halloween store.

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Man falls asleep after making a Booty Call.  Woman shows up, and burns down his house.

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Woman shot a man because he honked when she didn't "Go" at the Green Light.

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Thieves broke in to the Louvre and Stole some old Jewelry.

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Phoenix Authorities are urging people to "Stop Licking Toads"

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