WIAKOF! Martin and Andrew finally come back and one of them has moved to the end of the world. Silly silly boy!

You’ll never guess? Just guess. GUESS! GUEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! That’s right Andrew and Martin are back from wherever they were. To be honest they don’t really know themselves. Anyway expect a more regular output from now on, because they’ve been feasting on

The first smells of autumn are shooting up the noses of otters, while Andrew and Martin have lost the plot completely. Do they know where? Do they know how? How is there? What is how?

It is summer 2015 and in a small bra in Istanbul two men plot to take over the world. However, in Manchester and Halifax, Andrew and Martin plot to amuse mourners at their funerals.

In the second podcast recorded while Andrew and Martin drank wine through their stupid mouths, they talk about superheroes and forget some important names. All in your stew foot pun. This week’s music is ‘Another World’ by LukHash Here is

While the world burns around them, Andrew and Martin talk the hind legs off a blind monkey and dribble onto a pillow. Take it to the bridge music mollusc. This week’s music is ‘Love Passion’ by an Alpine band named

The sun is shining but Martin has broken his bum and Andy’s chest is filling with coughs. Like last week we forgot to sort out some music ahead of time, so we have another terrible track that Martin made for

This week Andrew and Martin discuss Terry Wogan’s sword stick, Kingsman: The Secret Service and then play a crappy old tune Martin made for The Gentleman’s Review in 2008. All in your new look bum.

With a song in their arse and a rabbit in their hands, Andrew and Martin plough into the Spring with a load of old bollocks about telly shows and their tireless work for charity. This week’s dancing sound is ‘Perverting

What happens when two exhausted middle aged men try to talk over the Google Hangout service? A robot voice and lots and lots of forgetting things, that’s what! This week’s musicality is ‘Whenever I’m With You’ by The Bourgeois. Music