Wilted Roses: A Bachelor Podcast

In another solo bolo, Kaitlin talks about the ugliest dress she's ever seen, wood chopping, dreams of BIP, and Chris Harrison's fate.

New year, new Bachelor, new format! On this episode Kaitlin takes you on a journey with a brief Bachelorette wrap up, discusses the arrival of our new queen, the utter hotness of Matt James, vibrators, and tries to unpack the mess this season will be.

Kaitlin and Jamison break down desert witches, Bennett's fast turnaround time, a pitch for who should host the tell alls, bagels, the nightmare of cooking dates, and there's a lot of Ben talk. Lots. Let us know if you love the men tell all!

After a mental health break, Jamison and Kaitlin are back to talk about weeks 7 and 8. They talk about Bennett and Noah's dumb fight, the safety of that pop-up ferris wheel, Ben's bold move, Ed and Chris Harrison's 1:1, blacksmiths, and ghost hunting.

The first rule of Bachelorette Fight Club is we talk about it for almost an hour. This Jamison and Kaitlin discuss what a Harvard education gets you, Chasen v Ed, the worst date idea of all time, and Kaitlin goes down a rabbit hole of isolation induced audio fanfiction.

On this episode Kaitlin and Jamison discuss the sweet 16 vs. the new guys, Kenny being the worst, the legendary game of SmashBall, smoke shows, and what they miss most about the world pre-quarantine.

On this episode Kaitlin and Jamison talk about the earliest proposal in Bachelor history, the increased presence of Chris Harrison, love at first sight, a self help book from the 2000's that has probably not aged well, and welcome the new Bachelorette. The ports are on stand-by.

On this episode, Kaitlin and Jamison talk about Yosef getting booted out before the rose ceremony, 00's tabloids and paparazzi, Dale and Clare's Teenage antics, the most awkward 1:1 of all time, and the guys on Clare's season unionizing. Vote so we won't have to close the ports!

It's episode 2 and things are already getting off the rails. On this episode, we talk about the new reality of hotel based dates, Clare being called the c-word, provide an update about internal rankings of the guys, celebrate our favorite Swan Princess inspired moment, and Kaitlin makes an offer she hopes someone won't refuse.

Chris Harrison has dusted off his navy suits and that means we are back too! In this episode we kick off Claire's season, talk about tv production in the time of pandemic, give our own first impression roses, Jamison remembers some text conversations, and Kaitlin talks about her dislike of a college in Cambridge, Mass.