Wine Thots

The internet is a dark place, but we saved browsing time and are bringing the best fetishes we could find. Bellybuttons? Balloons? Campbell's Soup? We talk about it here. Smash.

This week, we turn to Murder. Or not. 

Talk through the mysterious death of Cindy James with us. 

What celebrities are aliens? Trick question: all celebrities are aliens. 

Join us as we discuss the hottest aliens in hollywood. 

I've got a feelin' that we aren't here to discuss the black eyed peas. Fortunately for all of us, we're bringing back the Black Eyed Children. Stay tuned for your next Halloween costume idea. 

Hey thotlings, this week we're talking about nightmares. Plot twist: it's us. 

Happy new year Thotlings! It’s been a while but we’re back with some new chaos. Join us this week as we watch and review Birdemic - a romance thriller that will have you saying ‘wait, birds can throw grenades?’ 

We (slept)walked right into this. 

Get cozy & listen to some scary stories. Keep the lights on for these. 

This week we asked the robots to write us some horror stories. Spooky stuff! 

Dive into a Reddit Rabbit hole with us as we drink to bad birthdays.