Oh, the lore continues with evil, magic dreamcatchers! But NO not the dreamcatchers that Neal had don't be absurd. These ones are different.

Merlin is out of the tree but I guess didn't actually help us with the Emma problem. But hey, Henry found a horse, and Regina had to relive Daniel trauma, so I guess that's all we can hope for.

It's a BAD time!

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What do a catatonic Emma, a failing marriage, and a horse stable have in common?

If you answered 'absolutely nothing please stop talking to me!', you'd be correct. Though we seem to be closer to actually finding the plot...

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Never was there a love so pure and short lived as Arthur and David. But they will continue to live on in our hearts! But more plot relevant than their budding and dying romance is the absolute bastardization of Siege Perilous, primarily in the pronunciation.

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Did you know that becoming the Dark One entitles you to an intense sense of horniness AND a house? What a perk. Almost makes the whole thing worth it. But do you know what isn't worth it? Having an entire plot centered around memory loss but not letting the audience in on the bit, therefore making the entire plot a waste.

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Oh lord are we back, for better or for worse! And coming in with FULL force, we have the Emma Swan Dark One Backstory! Featuring: mindpalace Rumple, Merida, sleep deprivation, and manipulation!

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The true curse was the drunken precap we found along the way. We can only assume that the time honored tradition needs no preamble at this point. Grab a drink and watch as we try (and fail) to remember what happens in each episode of Season 5!

It's a BAD time!

After blood, sweat, and the occasional bout of tears, we have made it to the Season Four finale! Heroes, Villains, Dragons, and Dark Ones collide and what can only be described as 'hot nonsense'.

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We are SO glad that Isaac the Author completely flipped the script on this and made it so that the heroes lose and the villains win rather than just making it so that they reverse roles entirely. Because that would be ridiculous and just reinstate the fact that Villains cannot get a happy ending without a full reformation.

It's really, really good that Isaac the Author didn't just do that...

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Lily was hatched from an egg, part 2! In which mother and daughter reunite. Speaking of mother and daughters reuniting, Cora's back! Well, in the past at least. Once again proving that she is not here for anyone bullshit, Regina solves every problem in front of her and has also never done anything wrong.

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After murdering Cruella and thus obtaining red eyeliner, the Charmings are now LASER focused on keeping Emma from going Dark (TM). Emma, of course, has other plans and wants to track down her childhood friend, Lily. You know, the one that was in the egg and had all of her evil put into it!

We also get a great (terrible) reveal from Zelena that we are never going to recover from.

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