Welcome to part one of a two-fer double whammy leading up to the Curse of Shattered Sight! Even though the show might have aired these back to back, we are not. Buuuuut part 2 will be out next week, fret not!

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Ingrid's Backstory (TM) just dropped! And boy is it upsetting. Including, but not limited to: shaved ice sister, Wesseltonian Chicken Dance, BFF Ribbons, and bucket goo.

Meanwhile, Emma's powers have gone allllll cattywampus with electricity. Why? We aren't terribly sure, but it's certainly a thing!

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This episode begs the question that nobody asked: how many shots would it take for Dee and Lo to get cozy with OUaT characters. Spoiler alert: in most cases, it's less than you'd think!

Aside from all of that, we also learn about Belle's history with Anna, details about who Ingrid actually is, and that Storybrooke has an ice cream truck!

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We interrupt this plot to bring you even MORE from Emma's Tragic (TM) Backstory! This time featuring her short-lived friendship with Lily the Liar. And also Emma won't leave Regina alone, but that's a given. But hey, at least they find Frosting and get some more ominous information about her nefarious plans!

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You know what's worse than Captain Hands? MURDER FINGIES! For absolutely no plot reason that we can discern, Hook gets his hand back with a side of murder, making his date with girly pop princess Emma a biiiiiiit interesting. Oh yeah, and the sorcerer's apprentice is here, everyone! Get your magic brooms and chernabogs!

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Oh, Marian, if only your husband still loved you after you were dead for many years and he found love again in his supposed soul mate. In this thrilling episode, we continue the Elsa and Emma forced parallel, this time with surprise boyfs Hook and Kristoff!

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Now that Snelsa is officially NOT being compared to Regina (booooooo), I guess that means it's time to make our Savior relevant again. And by savior, we don't mean our lord David Christ, though he does make an appearance this episode and bless us all with his flowing locks. #blessed.

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What does the title mean? Why is Snelsa here? Why is Regina being compared to Snelsa? Why is Emma the WORST? All of that (and more!) will likely be left unanswered in this episode of Wine, Whine, and Once! Aren't you happy we're back?

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At long last we have returned to you! Did you miss us? We missed you! In fact, we missed you so much, we are gifting you this two hour clusterfuck wherein we get drunk and try and walk you through what happens in season 4, episode by episode.

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